Track_Shovel

I'm just imagining giantess pierced nipples

My day has markedly improved. I be in my bunk

Gorilla war

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

kitties don't do any harm

This. My wife loves warm light, but I dislike it. I find my visual acuity better under daylight lights, and find myself cursing if I'm trying to work on something (screws in kids toys or whatever)

I did not have sex with President Donald Trump. He did not suck my dick - that was the horse's. I see how you could get them confused though.

I want someone to sound isolate this because I miss it almost every time I watch the video

Let's eat grandma

I don't think victims, but pinched by the trap.

If you take 'epstein is a Russian agent's like they are imply 'epstein likely got his girls from Russian organized crime' and 'bill gates got an STD from a Russian hooker', a picture starts to emerge.

It seems to be a russian extortion ring for Intel and secrets etc with Donald somehow involved as well.

The part I don't get is how many people are willing to rape underaged girls. Sheesh.

Quiet, whiskey Jack

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Close.

I found a shitty meme on the internet and posted it here.

I've said it ad nausem - I'm not going to look for uncensored versions of memes I find because I don't care. If you do, great, go find it. In the meantime I'll be shitposting till my head explodes. I've posted over like 5k shitposts in the 2ish years I've been here because shitposting amuses me. Not much more to it than that.

Remember, everything you see on the internet is true and should be taken at face value