Trying not to imagine the stench embedded in the oval office desk chair
this post was submitted on 23 Jan 2026
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The toddler isn't wrong, the parent just asked the wrong question. Kid def doesn't have to shit anymore.
the biggest plus of my wife moving out of special ed is not having to do diaper changes anymore. they can't handle their own toilet, they can't go to gen ed. easy rule to have.
i'ma send her this still. there was always that one student.
It's nice that you saw past her developmental difficulties. But I worry if she can legally consent.
The funny part is I'm the disabled one
You sly dog, bagged the teacher, huh?
hell yeah
Not with her knowledge...
What's the real context here?
He's an extremely out of shape demented pedofile attempting to look human
If he was a farm animal he’d have been put down long ago
If Americans weren’t farm animals he’d have been put down long ago
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look at those pants! how can you put down something so stylish? ~RUN~ ~MOTHERCLUCKER~
edit: thought we were talking about the chicken. carry on
I've seen that look on my grandfather while I was his carer, Trump is dying in front of our eyes. I give him 2 years, maybe 3 years tops.
Oh good just about long enough for him to completely dismantle the world order for no readily apparent reason, and then shuffle off his mortal coil so he doesn't have to deal with the consequences.
Given the strokes I'd give him 6 months tops
I feel like we've hoped for this for the better part of a decade now. Little babyhanded son of a bitch has plot armour.
The good always die young, bastards live forever.
Then why is my dad dead? :(
That..is too long. 2 or 3 days of great. Weeks are fine, even up to 3 months is acceptable. Not years.
The damage this dementia riddled child rapist can cause in a few years is just unbelievable, yet inevitable (unless someone over there grows a spine and does 'something' about him)
I don't understand why we can't just Truman show him. He's got no idea what's going on anyway so just fly him around on air force 1 to various places, have some actors "interview" him and every time he starts going on about taking over Greenland or whatever his next obsession is, just telling him you've done it. Is not like he's going to check.
Every time he's getting a bit much for everyone just encourage him to go to his golf course, so we can get a week's rest.
Just enough time for him to be puppeted around like Nancy reagan with her hand up Ronnie's ass. The only saving grace is that there are gonna be a whole lot of people fighting for the privilege of fisting him, so the infighting could delay things
Thank god I can see it in 4k
Ladies and gents that’s my president!! Round of an applause looking like just disturbed from peaceful nap.
Is that the Hall of Presidents anamatronic?
That is a fascist whose entire party decided to weekend at Bernie's for 4 years.
I'm upset they got rid of the old model that was very clearly originally Hillary Clinton.
It is a better likeness, so it's still ugly as sin. Will we ever get to a point like the Germans where any image or mention of him will elicit disgust by the vast majority of Americans? Probably not in my lifetime.
Why didn't they accurately depict his neck vagina? And judging by his cheeks it looks like they took about 50 lbs off him too.
its the trump bot created by russia.
“This is Aberbijon. What am I doing in Aberbijon. I’m the president of Aberbijon! Ameesatimifen.”
It's either that or somebody forgot to toggle the on switch at the nape of its neck.
He's too old to have an actual switch. It's probably one of those metal windups.
AOT vibes. attack on titan, thats where his "vulnerabl spine is":
Hey... Pretty sure I know that user IRL 🤣😶