HeyThisIsntTheYMCA

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 45 seconds ago

testing my printer when something prints funny

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 minute ago

fuck no. I am not installing their SaaS bullshit. I have old editions for a reason.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 minutes ago

you're closer than i am

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 6 minutes ago

if you haven't seen Kevin Can F**k Himself, sounds like you'd enjoy it.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 13 minutes ago

that's just from eating too much venezuelan food you know they put ms-13 in it to make it taste good

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 15 minutes ago

this totally reads like "i am running from the police. going to take a nap in a pile of crack with some guns. call me" which granted sounds like a few people i knew but at the same time

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 43 minutes ago

here's how i see them reacting: "look out! the constitution has a bomb!" bang bang

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 52 minutes ago

just leave it to someone who's gonna be french but not gonna be properly french to go and french things up

posted videos of themselves

i wonder which cop thought that up

huh, i wonder if i put up a fake pizza delivery sign how long i could get away with it. like, from Pizza Hat. Do you think they'd buy it if it was like a tamale delivery guy?

every once in a while i think about starting my own tamale business but the local market is already cornered.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

for some stupid reason funding gets cut if kids have unexcused absences. if you have too many, there's a truancy board and shit.

i would agree with you but it's more fun that that spelling is the same as the first because it makes me chuckle.

i think i've posted this before but it's long so spoiler tags ahoy

Jasper Fforde, The Well of Lost Plots“Good. Item seven. The had had and that that problem. Lady Cavendish, weren’t you working on this?’

Lady Cavendish stood up and gathered her thoughts. ‘Indeed. The uses of had had and that that have to be strictly controlled; they can interrupt the imaginotransference quite dramatically, causing readers to go back over the sentence in confusion, something we try to avoid.’

‘Go on.’

‘It’s mostly an unlicensed-usage problem. At the last count David Copperfield alone had had had had sixty three times, all but ten unapproved. Pilgrim’s Progress may also be a problem due to its had had/that that ratio.’

‘So what’s the problem in Progress?’

‘That that had that that ten times but had had had had only thrice. Increased had had usage had had to be overlooked, but not if the number exceeds that that that usage.’

‘Hmm,’ said the Bellman, ‘I thought had had had had TGC’s approval for use in Dickens? What’s the problem?’

‘Take the first had had and that that in the book by way of example,’ said Lady Cavendish. ‘You would have thought that that first had had had had good occasion to be seen as had, had you not? Had had had approval but had had had not; equally it is true to say that that that that had had approval but that that other that that had not.’

‘So the problem with that other that that was that…?’

‘That that other-other that that had had approval.’

‘Okay’ said the Bellman, whose head was in danger of falling apart like a chocolate orange, ‘let me get this straight: David Copperfield, unlike Pilgrim’s Progress, had had had, had had had had. Had had had had TGC’s approval?’

There was a very long pause. ‘Right,’ said the Bellman with a sigh, ‘that’s it for the moment. I’ll be giving out assignments in ten minutes. Session’s over – and let’s be careful out there.”

 

So, I had the stupid/great idea to Upgrade my halloween costume. I think it's going to take at least a year's work. I want to take my bike and turn it into a pirate ship. I also recognize that I'm not quite proficient at all of the tasks ahead of me so I thought I'd ask y'all if you had any advice. I'm at the drawing up plans stage. Here's what I've got:

I plan to take a generation one electric terratrike rambler and make a "little" removable shell i can clamp to it, remove it every year &c. for halloween that looks like a small pirate ship i can ride around the neighborhood and give out candy. they, not mine, look like this but i've got more neat shit on minei'll let you guess what my costume is.

so here's a crude mockup of what my trike looks like:
crude mockup of trike

now here's a basic idea of what i'm planning on doing: crude mockup of trike with a boat shell

my first thought for that purple frame outline is to get some PVC, bend it the shape i want, put some cardboard on, paint on some fiberglass, once it's dry sand it and paint it like an old timey boat. attach it with some struts and clamps of some sort i'm sure i can frankenstein together in the back and front, fuck pedaling while it's together just run off the electric. have my crate in the back be the poop deck, maybe put a mast in where my headrest is i dunno.

so: any tips with the fiberglassing? see anywhere I'm going wrong? I've never done anything like this before, it just looks fun.

 

I love greek food, greek festivals, and well honestly food festivals so i thought i'd let y'all know ahead of time. Weather looks to be in the upper 80s lower 90s. Hope to see you there!

 

Those biscuits N0MAD @ sh.itjust.works look damn good, so here's something to go with them

SAUSAGE GRAVY

1 pound Breakfast Sausage, Hot Or Mild. I like Hot, my wife likes Mild.
1/3 cup All-purpose Flour
4 cups Whole Milk
1/2 teaspoon Seasoned Salt
2 teaspoons Black Pepper, More To Taste

With your finger, tear small pieces of sausage and add them in a single layer to a large heavy skillet. Brown the sausage over medium-high heat until no longer pink. Reduce the heat to medium-low. Sprinkle on half the flour and stir so that the sausage soaks it all up, then add a little more until just before the sausage looks too dry. Stir it around and cook it for another minute or so, then pour in the milk, stirring constantly.

[in my recipe, here's biscuit cookin']

Cook the gravy, stirring frequently, until it thickens. (This may take a good 10-12 minutes.) Sprinkle in the seasoned salt and pepper and continue cooking until very thick and luscious. If it gets too thick too soon, just splash in 1/2 cup of milk or more if needed. Taste and adjust seasonings. [editor's note, my wife and i disagree on the proper amount of pepper, i say a whole tablespoon, she says a single teaspoon is enough. remember, you can always add more, but you can't unseason]

Spoon sausage gravy over warm biscuits and serve immediately!

 

So i am wanting to make some vodka sauce (my recipe is very similar to this one except it uses cavatappi instead of penne (cavatappi is easier to fork), other small adjustments to spice levels because i like it that way) but i need a good protein to pair with it.

I don't want to do a pork cutlet (i make mine like tonkatsu) because that's too much work. I'm thinking of grilling up a good sausage and serving it, sliced or whole, on top of or to the side of the pasta, but i live in statesia. "italian sausage" is generally low quality compared to actual sausages that are made in italian styles. Anyone got ideas? Should I pop on a linguica or uncured soppressata? Something else? I don't really want to grind my own but i guess i could make some meatballs. Like I said, I could use some protein advice if you have any. if you've tried specific sausages and they really didn't work, i'd love to hear too.

[image from iwillnoteatoysters.com]

 

Like my wife and I are trying to decide between the Sacramento Banana Festival, the San Jose Assyrian Festival, and the Fairfield Tomato Festival this weekend. If we see any of you at one of these, I'm the guy with the orange stetson come say hi

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[Bobby Hill kicks a kid in the crotch screaming "THAT'S MY PURSE I DON'T KNOW YOU", except he's got Ben Sisko's face, the kid he's kicking has The Founders' face, and he's actually screaming "THAT'S MY QUADRANT I DON'T KNOW YOU". Also The Founder has Googly Eyes, which I thought was pretty sharp]

 
 
 

So I'm hesitant to recommend stuff on Epic as their history with Tencent leaves something to be desired, but they're offering Road Redemption (a modernized PC successor) for free this week if anyone else wants to jump on the deal.

 
 

It seems like it'd be useful to have a jar of béarnaise or hollandaise, but I have to make those. Can't buy good béarnaise or hollandaise. Good mayo is easy to get tho. WTF?

 
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