I have the stupid. What was the reference?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
I hope they find one in statesia
The cow goes "~moo~^OOOOO^OOOOM"
Can I tell you a secret? Once you turn 25, beauty and ugly become inside things instead of outside things. And I used to be a model (for art class, they like lumpy things to draw full disclosure). You seem like a pleasantly pretty person :3
Alexis/Alexander is a common trans name choice here (bay area, California, Statesia), since (my presumption) you can go by Alex and slip into stealth mode as necessary. I'm sure that's just one of the considerations that goes into choosing a name, I have not really done it and not for those reasons. A whopping twenty(ish) percent of the trans folk I know chose Alex variations, one because their name was already Alex and one because they like the name Alex. We haven't gotten more into it than that.
My birth name has always been gender neutral. I have a weird relationship with gender and don't like norms to begin with. My parents did a very good job of naming me. Sounds like your parents did a good job of naming you too
Like, us they/them people? Or polygender folk? It's not so much gender with me. I'm just weird.
My identity technically encompasses two names. Both are current and active. The one my parents gave me and then... Well, my gut is very very loud. It farts at people without my consent. Last night it got in an argument with my wife (all through farts) and I (or at least my brain) agreed with my wife. It named itself. Yes, via farts, but it was very clear what its name is (it likes the Muppets). As a clue to its name (and I will say yes to every guess, but I will be proud of you if you guess right just it won't really be productive)

I have a trick if you need to learn again, but without too many details it's basically solitary confinement combined with starvation until you get one week's calories away from death. I'm sure there are better ways to change your mindset, like reading good books and thinking critically about them.
What. How dare you transcribe this after I squint the whole thing out. Kisses.
Wait they fixed the toilet? No Charlie browns? Noooooo.
Also I like that Koch fixed it. That's an historied name in butt science.
So I haven't used an epilator but my shaving routine is pretty reliable, which is to forgo shaving cream and use the fancy mancy conditioner on the hairs you want to remove. Let sit for 30+ seconds then (if you're shaving, shave) (if you're using and epilator, I don't know) (if you have to have a dry clean surface or whatever, rinse the conditioner out but the hairs will be soft and cuttable)
NOTE I don't have a clue what I'm talking about but it works for my stink holes (armpits)
Hold on I gotta complain again? Get me reality's manager please