fuck no. I am not installing their SaaS bullshit. I have old editions for a reason.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
you're closer than i am
if you haven't seen Kevin Can F**k Himself, sounds like you'd enjoy it.
that's just from eating too much venezuelan food you know they put ms-13 in it to make it taste good
this totally reads like "i am running from the police. going to take a nap in a pile of crack with some guns. call me" which granted sounds like a few people i knew but at the same time
here's how i see them reacting: "look out! the constitution has a bomb!" bang bang
just leave it to someone who's gonna be french but not gonna be properly french to go and french things up
posted videos of themselves
i wonder which cop thought that up
huh, i wonder if i put up a fake pizza delivery sign how long i could get away with it. like, from Pizza Hat. Do you think they'd buy it if it was like a tamale delivery guy?
every once in a while i think about starting my own tamale business but the local market is already cornered.
for some stupid reason funding gets cut if kids have unexcused absences. if you have too many, there's a truancy board and shit.
i would agree with you but it's more fun that that spelling is the same as the first because it makes me chuckle.
i think i've posted this before but it's long so spoiler tags ahoy
Jasper Fforde, The Well of Lost Plots
“Good. Item seven. The had had and that that problem. Lady Cavendish, weren’t you working on this?’
Lady Cavendish stood up and gathered her thoughts. ‘Indeed. The uses of had had and that that have to be strictly controlled; they can interrupt the imaginotransference quite dramatically, causing readers to go back over the sentence in confusion, something we try to avoid.’
‘Go on.’
‘It’s mostly an unlicensed-usage problem. At the last count David Copperfield alone had had had had sixty three times, all but ten unapproved. Pilgrim’s Progress may also be a problem due to its had had/that that ratio.’
‘So what’s the problem in Progress?’
‘That that had that that ten times but had had had had only thrice. Increased had had usage had had to be overlooked, but not if the number exceeds that that that usage.’
‘Hmm,’ said the Bellman, ‘I thought had had had had TGC’s approval for use in Dickens? What’s the problem?’
‘Take the first had had and that that in the book by way of example,’ said Lady Cavendish. ‘You would have thought that that first had had had had good occasion to be seen as had, had you not? Had had had approval but had had had not; equally it is true to say that that that that had had approval but that that other that that had not.’
‘So the problem with that other that that was that…?’
‘That that other-other that that had had approval.’
‘Okay’ said the Bellman, whose head was in danger of falling apart like a chocolate orange, ‘let me get this straight: David Copperfield, unlike Pilgrim’s Progress, had had had, had had had had. Had had had had TGC’s approval?’
There was a very long pause. ‘Right,’ said the Bellman with a sigh, ‘that’s it for the moment. I’ll be giving out assignments in ten minutes. Session’s over – and let’s be careful out there.”
testing my printer when something prints funny