HeyThisIsntTheYMCA

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Hold on I gotta complain again? Get me reality's manager please

I have the stupid. What was the reference?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

I hope they find one in statesia

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

The cow goes "~moo~^OOOOO^OOOOM"

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Can I tell you a secret? Once you turn 25, beauty and ugly become inside things instead of outside things. And I used to be a model (for art class, they like lumpy things to draw full disclosure). You seem like a pleasantly pretty person :3

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Alexis/Alexander is a common trans name choice here (bay area, California, Statesia), since (my presumption) you can go by Alex and slip into stealth mode as necessary. I'm sure that's just one of the considerations that goes into choosing a name, I have not really done it and not for those reasons. A whopping twenty(ish) percent of the trans folk I know chose Alex variations, one because their name was already Alex and one because they like the name Alex. We haven't gotten more into it than that.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

My birth name has always been gender neutral. I have a weird relationship with gender and don't like norms to begin with. My parents did a very good job of naming me. Sounds like your parents did a good job of naming you too

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

Like, us they/them people? Or polygender folk? It's not so much gender with me. I'm just weird.

My identity technically encompasses two names. Both are current and active. The one my parents gave me and then... Well, my gut is very very loud. It farts at people without my consent. Last night it got in an argument with my wife (all through farts) and I (or at least my brain) agreed with my wife. It named itself. Yes, via farts, but it was very clear what its name is (it likes the Muppets). As a clue to its name (and I will say yes to every guess, but I will be proud of you if you guess right just it won't really be productive)

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

I have a trick if you need to learn again, but without too many details it's basically solitary confinement combined with starvation until you get one week's calories away from death. I'm sure there are better ways to change your mindset, like reading good books and thinking critically about them.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 34 points 21 hours ago

What. How dare you transcribe this after I squint the whole thing out. Kisses.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 17 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Wait they fixed the toilet? No Charlie browns? Noooooo.

Also I like that Koch fixed it. That's an historied name in butt science.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

So I haven't used an epilator but my shaving routine is pretty reliable, which is to forgo shaving cream and use the fancy mancy conditioner on the hairs you want to remove. Let sit for 30+ seconds then (if you're shaving, shave) (if you're using and epilator, I don't know) (if you have to have a dry clean surface or whatever, rinse the conditioner out but the hairs will be soft and cuttable)

NOTE I don't have a clue what I'm talking about but it works for my stink holes (armpits)

 

that's it. nothing more to really add to it. it's quite simple.

 
 

I didn't get to see this tour because Fuck Ticketmaster $200 tickets I Am Not Made Of Moneys I Am Made Of Glue and this has been going through my head a lot.

 

So I was about to make nostupidquestions a post saying "Has anyone ever charged an edible with one of those balcony chargers?" and i swear i was not making fun the word I was looking for was edible. Godsdammit ebike. I'm leaving that one in there but I swear i am not that high. yet what the fuck me.

I decided to just copy the post and research the damn thing myself in a notepad thingy but like. Get your mind out of the kitchen and go eat your midnight salsa dude.

i just wanted to laugh at me with y'all while i eat my salsa. anyways.

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Hulatang anyone? (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world to c/cooking@lemmy.world
 

Hey, so i am craving hulatang right now. My favorite chinese place closed and I don't want to break the bank trying to find a good one right now. I am not (much of) a food snob, i just have understandable food anxieties and would prefer cooking myself.

Do any of y'all have a good, reliable cookbook or website you could recommend? I mean, primarily for hulatang but Chinese food in general. I have a couple back burner projects that could benefit as well from some expert guidance. I feel like I have gotten as far as my nose and tongue (which are damn good) can get me. I would prefer English language materials, but i can use translation tools on written stuff.

I'm about to head out so it might take me a bit to get back, but i'll be around today.

 
 

in my ongoing quest to figure out how to add garlic to every meal

my garlic bagel has figured out how to properly complement my coffee (yes on its own). they are both bitter. they both are delicious. they both go well with hatred.

i knew breakfast was going to be my largest hurdle before dessert (no a tub of toum does not count as dessert we are civilized. we need two tubs).

 
 

So every few years i like to go back and play the Jak and Daxter series because it's fun okay? And a couple years ago my tv had a whoopsie poopsie and I replaced it with the best damn tv three buttons and some pocket lint could get. And all it's got on the back of it are damn hdmi connectors and satan's coax. i got myself a nice cheap receiver a few years back i could plug everything else into and not worry, but the damn thing is not converting and refusing to convert Ye Olde Playstatione Twoe RCA Signale into Ye Newe Fangle Dangled HDMI Signale and i am not buying one more fucking piece of hardware to play a vidya game i have ownedd for two defuckingcades.

even my cat is worked up over this, it has nothing to do with the mean outside cat pissing in our yard this morning so even though nothing has changed, my playstation two has officially broken today and i guess i have to learn how to emulate that hardware on pc and not just my phone now godsdammit.

 

I forgot how much I miss Reginald and the other one

From Nedroid Picture Diary at nedroid.com

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