If I had less to lose, dude. (I'm already on a list, I'm not worried)

nah dude 30 feet of water that'll flood everest and shit

they don't make em like they used to

good thing too, but those were fun to drive

if the internet has taught me anything and it hasn't, you can't properly contain bamboo

You can't secure a spaceship against a cat; they can walk through walls.

dude tell your uncle to stop fucking toasters

I had a cat name ~~Snowball~~ Garfield, she died! She died!

did it drink the other one?

Why is there only one wolf

Bouncy bouncy

Why don't Americans simply not have a larger toddler eat this trigger happy rugrat?

Wife swap