Are you suggesting that adventurers should know how to adventure? Blasphemy!
Quetzalcutlass
Jokes about the Latin language are pluperfection.
They usually win against the obvious villain, only for it to be revealed they were an unwitting patsy for an even worse villain the entire time.
Hobbits are small mammals that live in underground burrows, and are therefore clearly rodents. They didn't take the eagles to Mordor because they were scared of the eagles.
Hey now, he was a fat guy who also loved bombs.
I love how unexpectedly complex some classes are.
Like the Ranger, which mashes together a half dozen different playstyles but balances it by being mediocre at most of them.
Or the Druid, which mashes together a half dozen different playstyles and doesn't bother to balance them whatsoever (to quote Order of the Stick: "I have class features more powerful than your entire class").
You can't prove that his goal wasn't just to ensure a steady supply of fur caps to hide his baldness.
Rotate it 7200° and you'll have bacon all over the floor.
Witnesses told the BBC that the Israeli soldiers had arrived disguised in Lebanese military fatigues and used ambulances with signs of Hezbollah's Islamic Health Organization. The Lebanese army chief later confirmed this to local media
Add yet another instance of perfidy to the list of war crimes.
Unfortunately that quote didn't age well.
Excuse me, that's Doctor Wife. She didn't spend all that time, effort, and money going through medical school to not have her title used to give weight to her idiot husband's stupid statements.




If you didn't want them to laugh, maybe you shouldn't have added that slide whistle sound effect.