Ah. I forgot about the .ml thing.
We are bioluminescent, though.
The real problem is our vision is too shit to detect it.
Glow on, beautiful people!
There. Are. Six. Hands.
So, TIL about Dawson disease, which affects like 1 in 5,000 people who contract measles. That sounds rare, and it is in most people who are vaccinated, but the numbers are far worse for unvaccinated populations. In unvaccinated populations, the rate goes up to 1 in 609.
Basically, you get measles and then seem fine, but up to 15 years later, you develop brain inflammation, seizures, spasms, and coma, and it’s basically 100% fatal. There’s no treatment or cure, and it hurts the whole time you’re dying. It’s similar to rabies, in that you lose all control and are guaranteed a protracted, painful death.
But yeah, vaccinations (that we all have been getting and that have like an 1 in a million chance of complications) are somehow what’s scary.
Quick reminder that Ivanka made her dad swear not to date anyone younger than her when she was 17.
Totally normal conversation for a teen girl to have with her father, and not horribly creepy at all.
Like, what the fuck prompted her to ask him to promise this?
Surely not whatever is implied by these photos:



But vinyl LPs... Is just different. It was never meant for on the road scenario
Says who? (Lol, wonder why this didn’t catch on…)

I came across a page that tried to document them by region and regularity. It was quite long.
You should pay the first few marks so they’ll help establish the veneer of credibility. That’s Conning 101.
I forget the corresponding Ferengi Rule of Acquisition number.
Shocked any received it, honestly.
Yeah, for a moment I was thinking ‘I have to ask for this next time’. Like, they killed me last time they sedated me, so I probably have a good excuse.
But is that really what that would be like?
Probably not, and I’d just wind up awake for surgery, which is less than ideal.
Groovy.