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Oof

"not all serial killers"

It's like he's trying to juke me out. I bet he breaks ankles

Do you have fingernails that shine like justice?

I'm sure it tasted delicious but it looks like petrified barf

Jesus Christ, everything reminds you of your circumcision

Put him through a cold cycle, that'll fix him right up

That was basically how the pre-lenovo Motorola phones were all built. Take the Nexus 6 for example, the edges were really thin, only a few mm, but the back curved so at the middle it was nearly a cm thick.

If by "international waters" you mean a waterbed in Vegas...

I think they mean really middle of nowhere, as in there's nobody around