You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.
You are quite welcome!
(I'm helping! Yaaaaaay!)
Edit: Found the old version, just to provide actual help.
This joke has been around a lot longer than he has.
Also, this image is a knockoff of a decade old meme, but made worse by adding a lot more words.
Edit: the older version
How'd you get so funky?!?
Yeah, we're not playing this game. Removed. Next time it's a ban.
What adds salt to the wound is that the money was taken from the IRS who would've used it to hire more auditors so they can audit more wealthy people who've been cheating on their taxes.For every $1 spent for auditors, they return an average of $12.
So we really lost $168bn in federal income that could've helped the public.
Just as the phrase is "for God's sake," the proper grammar is "for fuck's sake." It's possessive. The fuck is the subject here, it's for their sake. For the sake of the fuck.
... Just say thank you? You don't need to follow through with their offer to acknowledge their appreciation.
"heard you was talking shit." - The Pope, probably
Why are we bothering to continue giving her the attention? Sharing this nonsense only helps her.
Reddit won't actually die, it'll just be a hollow shell of what it once was.
To illustrate my point, Digg still exists.
Enough of us are active.
We have our own lives to lead.
We do this voluntarily and owe no one anything.