Semi_Hemi_Demigod

joined 1 year ago

Private jets, for one.

Also yachts.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 74 points 4 hours ago (6 children)

When I worked for a major database company they made me take annual training to explain that I wasn’t allowed to buy sex workers for potential clients.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

I don’t scream into a pillow. I just wake up at dawn and have a panic attack until I have to actually move.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

That sounds like a “them” problem that I’m to “me” to worry about.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 35 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Got it. No therapist it is.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

Me after 25 years of fighting with no reinforcements:

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 43 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

If calling my reps and senators made a difference we wouldn’t be in this mess in the first place.

I know, I’ve been calling them for decades.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

If Nobel winning economists could convince the average voter we’d have luxury gay space communism already.

People are too stupid for it.

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/31052752

lil' hat

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Got them at Costco because I’m dull.

But on the way home my car went into limp mode with a check engine light and a computer error light.

Called Costco and they said “we just did the tires” but when I reset the system by disconnecting the battery the traction control, power steering, and tire pressure lights came on.

And it’s still in limp mode.

Taking her to my guy later today.

Thanks Costco.

ETA: Turns out my coil packs and spark plugs went bad, it was just a coincidence that it happened after the tires.

ETA II: My guy said the spark plugs were all the wrong kind.

 

I guess I’m officially old now

 
 
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