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[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 107 points 12 hours ago (15 children)

Some companies would tell you not to take gifts in case they look like bribes

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 97 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

When I worked for a major database company they made me take annual training to explain that I wasn’t allowed to buy sex workers for potential clients.

...it feels like they told you whixh sex workers not to hire.

[–] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago

My handbook at work specifically bans buying illicit drugs for customers with the company card.

It doesn't say anything about buying it with my card and getting reimbursed though...

[–] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 55 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

So Oracle.

Was after the catapult incident?

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 19 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Ootl...did the catapult incident involve a sex worker?

[–] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 15 points 12 hours ago (2 children)
[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 13 points 11 hours ago

I'm even more ootl. What happened?

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Were there multiple catapults, as well?

[–] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Nope, just one catapult firing sex workers into a hotel room and one of the calculations was off and she went splat.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 hours ago

Oh, so only one sex worker was involved in the catapult incident. The rest were no incident.

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