Hard to forget "12345."

Ok, so why would anyone want to catch a piranha? Are they tasty or something?

Even Burt Ward?

"It's not me, it was AI! Also, I deleted them all!"

It's a cave full of bats. Can you imagine how stinky the giant guano pile must have been? Honestly, I feel sorry for Robin and Alfred.

This was his summer home.

Have you checked your midsection?

Eh, with my luck it would be the glitchy alpha version of utopia where it crashed and I had to start back at the beginning the second I walked into the door of the Federal Cupcake Bakery and Fuckatorium.

It's because they're the exception.

"The United States of America Republic" just does not roll off the tongue. We should change that name to something shorter.

You know what lets people know it's your land? A map. Also, county records.

You know how hunters know not to use your land? They don't own it and didn't get permission.

Seriously, have you never met a hunter before? They're not a bunch of morons. They don't want to get fined or arrested or, worse, shot for trespassing.

Also, this is utter nonsense:

You also kinda need a presence, or even your neighbor will use your l as if they notice you’re never there….

The houses on either side of mine are empty. One was foreclosed on, the other's owner died and no one has taken over the house. I wish someone would use their land. At least the grass would get mowed.

There are entire towns that are virtually empty. They don't have people just come in and start illegally developing land and no one cares.

Why do conservatives never want to conserve anything?

Not developing land is a good thing for the planet and our species.