LemmyKnowsBest

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[โ€“] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

How about Trump & the five people who like him... THEY'RE the baddies.

I can't help that I was born in USA ๐Ÿ˜ข I don't want to be a baddie.

[โ€“] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

You're not supposed to put that thing into your hole.

[โ€“] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world -2 points 18 hours ago

That's certainly your prerogative. But I looked it up and that's the first result that came back and it's just a video of some flamboyant gay Perez Hilton he was the first to report the facts about the murder.

[โ€“] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (10 children)

This is crazy spooky. Just 2 days ago Rob Reiner showed up in my YouTube algorithms like I never even thought of that man before in my life but just 2 days ago I just learned that he was Meathead from All in the family and then he became a writer/ producer of tons of popular movies like Spinal Tap, Stand by Me, The princess Bride. Why was he so hot in my algorithms 2 days ago?? Was that some sort of premonition YouTube was having?

[โ€“] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Are you an alien from another planet?

[โ€“] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The beehive state. It figures.

[โ€“] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Both heads of my calf muscle feel like solid iron, solid marble,solid steel, hard as a rock and the most painful thing is walking down stairs or starting to walk after I've been sitting still for a while. I honestly don't even know why I mentioned shin splints, it's not shin splints, I was just using a term that is probably more understandable and relatable to anyone, but it's actually my calves that scream in pain.

Yes I think you're right, strained or pulled muscles from overtraining, suddenly running 8 miles after being sedentary for a while is kinda not a great idea especially being 50 years old. but it's freaking me out cuz I've never been old before ๐Ÿ˜ข I used to be able to jump right back into running no matter how long I'd rested and it was so easy, but I guess those days are over. Aging is no joke.

 

All my life I've been a trained avid runner until the last few years I do it whenever I feel like it which is increasingly rarely. I'm 50 years old now. So suddenly I run 8 miles after not having run for months, and my aging body is like, "You're hereby punished for your months of laziness! Enjoy these shin splints & frozen painful calves!" And it takes literally 7 days for the pain to go away. How the heck am I supposed to keep running if I'm crippled for 7 days after every run??

Edit: https://leminal.space/post/29335042 I guess I should read & learn from this.

[โ€“] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Smartphones have clearly lost their minds. I started noticing a few years ago the OG smartphones circa 2007-2010 were more intuitive regarding auto complete / predictive text than they are now. Nowadays they just want to make us all look & feel increasingly senile.

I'm sorry for being late for the rest of the week and we will have to get together soon and have fun on Saturday morning.

I chose the most scandalous options presented, but it still came out way too wholesome. That's me. Regrettably wholesome.

[โ€“] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I suddenly have an overwhelming subconscious desire to subscribe to Hulu or tune my broadcast television to ABC to watch a TV show called Abbott Elementary ๐Ÿค”

 

I said a firm "no" to the lady in line behind me who asked me to buy her groceries: two little bags of Doritos...at the same time the cashier lady asked me if I needed a bag.

No.

I found it to be a weird moment. That's all.

 

These are my most recent monthly State Farm vehicle insurance payments, from most recent ($114.35) to sometime back in 2021 ($69.32). I have no control over how much or little they decide to take out of my bank account every month. I noticed it steadily going up over the months until suddenly my December payment DECREASED by $16.75. I really don't feel like contacting my insurance company with this trifling question but I am curious what affects their fluctuating prices.

$114.35 (December 2025) $131.10 (November 2025) $131.10 $131.10 $131.10 $131.10 $131.10 $122.45 $122.45 $122.45 $122.45 $122.45 $122.45 $121.87 $121.87 $121.87 $121.87 $121.87 $121.87 $100.89 $100.89 $100.89 $100.89 $100.89 $100.89 $95.40 $84.24 $83.56 $83.56 $69.32 (January 2021)

 

Most devices & gadgets are rechargeable nowadays. The only thing I have that still requires batteries is a headlamp but even those are available in rechargeable varieties. House smoke detectors need a battery too.

 

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But also fun to watch from the beginning to see him fumble his footsteps as he tries to walk.

 

When you go to IMDB or Wikipedia or whatever to look up cast members of older movies, does it slightly annoy you that their photos are their current old wrinkly selves, instead of how they looked at the time they made the movie? Half the time I can't even recognize them. I'm here for the movie info. Not for the actors' latest red carpet appearances 50 years later.

 

... before I realized I could've also just bought 1 for $1.

But I bought 10. I've kept meticulous track of them through the years, moving residences 5+ times and traveling across the country, and I still have two lip balms left from that senile purchase decision.

 

Because the past few months some factors have changed, like I started contributing 10% to the 401k, and our new manager raised all our service-based commissions which vary, but I know exactly the dollars & pennies of it all, still my calculations have been way out of left field ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ and I'm losing trust in my own brain.

 

I can't believe I'm just now seeing this 12-year-old video for the first time. I'm enchanted. Surely a shit-ton of work went into building these wind-propelled creatures, which makes this calming wordless video all the more elegant & respectable.

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