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[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

If anybody can relate to this post, please stay away from all sharp objects and seek therapy.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Or just do what I do and shout, "Knife in my hands knife in my hands knife in my hands" so people step away from you until you're finished knifing.

[-] optissima@possumpat.io 2 points 2 months ago

This makes it much harder to knife them tho

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

I'm gonna start swinging and if you get in the way it's your own fault!

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