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[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

It's got malt syrup in the dough πŸ‘

 

Absolutely SLAPS I fucking nailed pizza dough my dudes holy shit

QC style pizza dough Ricotta (made it myself) Mozzarella Sausage Pepperoni

Onto the Weber with the pizza kit til I decided it looked done. I tried calzones once before and it was hard as a rock, but it's safe to say I nailed it this time. It's incredible.

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

It works πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

D'beezer sure has a lot of authoritarian tendencies for being The Anarchist Instanceℒ️

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

It felt like about 8mgs 😁

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

It is fat soluble, but it will also bind to glycerine which is how they make the hemp sodas I love so much. It will also bind to alcohol but I don't use that for spiritual reasons. Anyway my extraction efficiency is probably only like 60% but it would otherwise be compost, so I'd rather get high on it

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

It's not round bottom. It's flat. Well, slightly concave. Check this out, this time it's an art term called "perspective", take that same ball jar from our last exercise and tilt it toward you just a little bit. Ever see a picture of a guy pinching the moon? It's the same sort of thing, albeit a little bit more dramatic. He's not really pinching the moon, it's really far away and super big, that would be impossible. It just "looks like" he is because he's close and the moon is really far away. What you're really seeing is the curve where the squarish sides become the circular bottom, the flat part is being obscured by the rest of the jar and the opaque liquid inside of it.

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Do me a favor my guy, go look at your reflection in a ball jar. You'll see that the words are raised a little bit off the surface of the jar. This thicker glass has the peculiar ability to sort of bend the light as it passes through the jar, I think the sciencers call it "refraction", which ultimately has the effect of distorting reflections as seen through it.

Also I've had enough feedback on my appearance, Jesus Christ I'm a lemmy mod did you expect me to look like GigaChad?

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (8 children)

So you think that I went through the trouble of having a slop machine add my own hand holding my own jar to a picture of my own kitchen, and it even nailed the stuffed penguin on top of my pantry cabinet? And the only tell is that you think the bottom of my jar is too round?

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago (14 children)

You're the dumbest person alive

https://a.co/d/08w7TOxw

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I think that says more about you than me, but it's not the first time I've been accused of being a dickhead

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago

It's not lmfao that's a real picture of my kitchen. Here it is without the jar in the way. If you're going to be an asshole please try to at least be right.

 

7 grams decarbed trim 2c sugar 1c water 2T glycerine Vanilla to taste

I just ate a tablespoon of it, hope it works!

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

All shall perish in service to the one true God, the Almighty Dollar

 

It's mostly salvaged materials because of course it is, I built it. Anyway I wanted a barbecue shack, I'm always out there cooking, and why should only douchebags have outdoor kitchens? So I built this today in about 4 hours. I didn't get a permit, don't tell Babylon.

"Damn Bizzle, clean your yard brooooooo" yeah I know.

 

"The bottom of it is really burnt" -Mrs Bizzle

 

Puffing on some phat Bizzle's Own here in the Bizzle Zone. So I'm abusing my mod powers to ask what your favorite weed memory was, leave it in the comments

 

Ethically raised and harvested by a local farmer and processor because that matters to me.

 
 
 

Now it's a label for me πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

 

Plays like shit but it's really pretty

 

I actually got 19 ounces and a few stray grams but this drawer only fits 18 jars. I still have to wash my hash too, I have a bunch of trim. This is the most bountiful harvest I've ever had. Next year I'm going to trim this maple tree that shades my patch for part of the day, 19oz off a 10 foot plant seems low and my buds are pretty airy which I understand mostly comes down to light. Still, that's over a pound of some high grade boom draw that I grew in my back yard for basically free so I can't be that mad about it. 3 pounds is my self sufficiency target. "There's always next year"

 

It's going to rain for a few days and I'm really scared of botrytis, so I chopped today, a little early. The other day I put a couple buds in the dehydrator I use for shrooms and man this is some pretty good weed, I'm excited to try it for real!

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