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7 grams decarbed trim 2c sugar 1c water 2T glycerine Vanilla to taste

I just ate a tablespoon of it, hope it works!

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[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Why do I see an uncircumcised cock on the reflection?

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think that says more about you than me, but it's not the first time I've been accused of being a dickhead

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 13 points 3 weeks ago

I'm not accusing you of being a dickhead specifically. But the whole shaft generally.

[–] srasmus@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I never said it looked like my Dad's dick. Dad is circumcised, and far more chodey.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 1 points 3 weeks ago

[–] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Isn't THC fat-soluble? Water is probably not the best way to extract it from the plant matter

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It is fat soluble, but it will also bind to glycerine which is how they make the hemp sodas I love so much. It will also bind to alcohol but I don't use that for spiritual reasons. Anyway my extraction efficiency is probably only like 60% but it would otherwise be compost, so I'd rather get high on it

[–] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Oh, I see, thanks for the explanation!

[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

Also making the drink intently mixedly intoxicating might not be the best idea.

[–] django@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Feeling anything yet?

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

It felt like about 8mgs 😁

[+] over_clox@lemmy.world -21 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

What the fuck is this AI slop?

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

It's not lmfao that's a real picture of my kitchen. Here it is without the jar in the way. If you're going to be an asshole please try to at least be right.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

Nah, this is a real photo from inside their house. I can tell because other posts of theirs show the inside of their house

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Actual question: how can you tell this is slop? Because if it is I want to understand how to recognize it.

[+] over_clox@lemmy.world -10 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Mason jars have flat bottoms and metal lids, not round bullet bottoms with cork or whatever the fuck that's supposed to be for a lid.

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

You're the dumbest person alive

https://a.co/d/08w7TOxw

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Lol wow. It didn't look like AI, which is why I asked. And I think I've learned much more about the guy who posted that then about anything else.

[+] over_clox@lemmy.world -9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

The bottom of the original image you posted looks like a hemisphere with no flat bottom, which can never stay standing level.

[–] Arcanepotato@crazypeople.online 16 points 3 weeks ago

Just take the L comrade

[–] django@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's an illusion created by the way it is being held and the rounded edges of the bottom of the glass. It's just our brain interpreting the optical information in the wrong way. As you can see in the other picture, the bottom is not actually convex.

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So you think that I went through the trouble of having a slop machine add my own hand holding my own jar to a picture of my own kitchen, and it even nailed the stuffed penguin on top of my pantry cabinet? And the only tell is that you think the bottom of my jar is too round?

[+] over_clox@lemmy.world -10 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Ight homie, what the fuck is that molten Star Wars looking character reflected from the jar?

That's damn sure not you or a camera..

I'm not AI stupid.

[–] ShankShill@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 weeks ago

I don't know if anyone has ever told you this, but it's okay to make a mistake.

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 11 points 3 weeks ago

I'm not AI stupid.

So just the regular kind of stupid?

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Do me a favor my guy, go look at your reflection in a ball jar. You'll see that the words are raised a little bit off the surface of the jar. This thicker glass has the peculiar ability to sort of bend the light as it passes through the jar, I think the sciencers call it "refraction", which ultimately has the effect of distorting reflections as seen through it.

Also I've had enough feedback on my appearance, Jesus Christ I'm a lemmy mod did you expect me to look like GigaChad?

[+] over_clox@lemmy.world -11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes I'm aware of all that, we used to collect glassware all the way back to the late 1800s, so I've seen my share of original Coca Cola bottles, Listerine bottles, and a plenty of Mason jars used for pickles and jelly...

None of them were ever round bottom.

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's not round bottom. It's flat. Well, slightly concave. Check this out, this time it's an art term called "perspective", take that same ball jar from our last exercise and tilt it toward you just a little bit. Ever see a picture of a guy pinching the moon? It's the same sort of thing, albeit a little bit more dramatic. He's not really pinching the moon, it's really far away and super big, that would be impossible. It just "looks like" he is because he's close and the moon is really far away. What you're really seeing is the curve where the squarish sides become the circular bottom, the flat part is being obscured by the rest of the jar and the opaque liquid inside of it.

[–] Arcanepotato@crazypeople.online 8 points 3 weeks ago

Damn homie, you aren't going to like my mason jar nipples then. Direct from my AI slop canning and fermentation pantry:

[–] teft@piefed.social 8 points 3 weeks ago

Tell me you don’t can without saying you don’t can.