baggachipz

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Worth the syphilis ngl

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The only difference then was that they would all IPO. The current bubble is consolidated to a few large companies and a lot of venture-backed bottom feeders. Other than that, yeah, just obvious insanity.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 days ago

Uh oh… what happened this time. I get most of my news from Lemmy shitposts.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

I know, so cliche, but I was too young, stupid, and terrified to move the plot along.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My first job at 14 years old was working a hot dog cart for a big burly asshole. His wife would come visit me while I was working and hit on me all the time. “You’re the most attractive man I’ve ever seen”, shit like that. She’d sit me down and have me watch her ass while she sold hot dogs. Looking back she was pretty hot, but when I was 14 she looked ancient.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

They must be 15 days late doing this prank.

 

Please let this be the pets.com moment

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

Isn’t it already bad enough that they’re in Ohio? Cruel and unusual punishment

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The random picture of a highway really adds to the meme

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 52 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I mean, yeah fuck Google, they’re full-on evil and I refuse to use any of their shit.

But can we also talk about the fact that a person is in the country fully legally, and because they went to one protest a department that has nothing to do with that at all came after their data? The same department which is known to kidnap and disappear fully legal residents?

Anyway, expecting any us-based corporation to prioritize customers over government is a fool’s errand.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

He’d probably eat it all and then blame it on the Latino neighbors, even with ketchup all over his face.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

12-step programs in shambles

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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by baggachipz@sh.itjust.works to c/cat@lemmy.world
 

Hello fellow cat fiends,

I am coming to you today with a request for help. I just published a new app on the App Store (Android coming soon if this thing gets any traction), called The Daily Cat. The premise is simple: at a random time every day, you'll be sent a picture of the daily cat. Everybody gets the same cat picture for that day. The app is free and has no ads or tracking.

So, what I'm asking from you is: pictures of cats! If you would like your cat(s) to be The Daily Cat, please pick your one or two favorite pictures and email them to meow@dailycat.app. I only ask that there are no people in the picture, and prefer funny, cute, or artistic pictures. Of course, by sending these, you consent for (nay, encourage!) them to be shown in the app.

If this is too shameless a plug, please feel free to remove this post, but I hope you'll consider helping me out.

Edit these are great, thank you!

 

Like, I get that dreams are probably a way for the brain to sort and store its recent experiences, but why/how do we even remember those dreams? I can’t think of what purpose that could serve, other than to make me question my sanity.

 

This is going to be life-changing. No more walking in the drainage ditch, no more muddy shoes. I can barely contain myself.

 

All 20 users are going to be severely disappointed.

 

I have so many of their identical shirts and every single one fits differently. Some are perfect and others aren't fit to wash a car.

 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/45530647

 

Let's cut the bullshit

 

What we have called “motorcycles” should actually be called “enginecycles”. Also, the engine on enginecycles is a four-cycle engine.

 
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