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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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Perfect for trashy bachelorette parties.

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[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 38 points 4 days ago (2 children)

After a quick internet search, apparently there are novelty penis toothpicks out there

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 27 points 4 days ago

Bah shit. It’s all been done, there’s nothing original anymore.

[–] derry@midwest.social 17 points 4 days ago

And there's already a thing called dicks picks, a series of grateful Dead live recordings

[–] banazir@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 days ago

The name is too confusing, some befuddled man would end up using it on his junk.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You can just say bachelorette parties. Most of them seem to be pretty trashy. Source: I've been to Nashville and seen 90 Day Fiance.

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

God, 90 Day is the epitome of modern trash TV. My mom watched all of it a couple years ago, spinoffs too.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 2 points 4 days ago

It's fucking insane. I've never sat down and watched a full episode, but I've seen enough. This one girl's sisters were trying to get her to go to some strip clubs without her fiance knowing (bachelorette party), they said they'd help her lie about it. There was this guy that actually did go to strip clubs and bought lap dances (bachelor party, with brothers in law, no one told the fiance). Nashville... those god damn party vehicles. Day drinking in a bus? Cmon.

[–] TheRedSpade@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Last year I started sending a friend Valentine's day Dick pics. That one was Warren Beatty as Dick Tracy. This year was Dick York.

[–] SolidShake@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

"how many dicks can you fit in your mouth!?"

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 days ago

Or bachelor parties