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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 33 points 20 hours ago

please leave the musk bullshit in the musk communities. it's what they're for

[–] tgcoldrockn@lemmy.world 19 points 21 hours ago

stop musk spam. goddam yall.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I do wonder how his ketamine use will play in custody court.

[–] MortUS@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

Does it matter when he can just pay the judges?

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 13 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

He cares less about his kids than most insects.

[–] alk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I don't think many insects care about Elon's kids.

[–] agavaa@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago
[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

Depends on how much he pays the judge.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How did we discover his addiction anyway?

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
  1. Everyone near him says he said so
  2. Hundreds of videos of him staring at ceilings high af
  3. He talks a lot about ketamine
[–] Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 15 hours ago

He should combine his K with molly and acid

It is fun combination 🫣

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Umm I think he told everyone who would listen.

[–] baatliwala@lemmy.world 241 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Oh man I miss the time when I thought this man was actually gonna be like the next Tony Stark.

If you read his reddit AmA he sounded like a pretty cool dude who wanted to advance science.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Back in the day I've listened to him at some panel gathering, about AI. And heard nothing that wasn't already said by sci-fi writers and tech thinkers. So his ‘genius’ anyways eluded me, while him being the moneybag raised suspicions.

Hearing that he was in PayPal immediately put everything in place, because that company was known for decades for freezing people's accounts on random pretext and keeping the money.

[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 4 hours ago

So his ‘genius’ anyways eluded me

His genius is entirely about being very good at picking the right companies to invest in, and having an ego big enough to pretend that he's behind their creations himself. Except maybe the cybertruck, that one feels very Elon.

[–] ImmersiveMatthew@sh.itjust.works 10 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Tony Stark made his money primarily by inheriting and then massively expanding his father’s defense technology company, Stark Industries. You do not become the biggest weapon manufacturer in the world by not being a psychopath/sociopath so while the movies held up Tony as a genius, he like Elon is a genius at exploiting others and not really a genius at inventing new tech. I wish more people saw through it.

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[–] Stern@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Tony Stark is 100% the genius Elon wishes he was. He entered MIT at about 14, and graduated with multiple degrees at 17. While he didn't invent the arc reactor, he both miniaturized (As part of his origin story, when he created the first suit in a cave with a box of scraps.) and perfected it. If we go by MCU, he wasn't in charge of Stark Industries for a large chunk of the weapon development days, and after his kidnapping and Iron Man origin story, he had his company stop developing weapons, so now they're a tech conglomerate that does generic tech conglomerate things I guess.

He's also not real, so huge grain of salt.

[–] ImmersiveMatthew@sh.itjust.works 4 points 17 hours ago

That is why he is fiction as real geniuses are heads down creating not manipulating which is how you become a Billionaire. The Tony Stark story is fantasy because if real geniuses rose to power, we would not have most of the issues the world is currently facing.

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Yeah, and all he had to do to maintain that image was keep his mouth shut and let the pr people talk for him, but no that wasn't good enough for his ego.

[–] boogiebored@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He probably thought, "I could do their job!" and fired them to save money.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I wonder what this timeline would be like if he had accepted that his submarine idea was naive despite the good intentions and just paid to have a nice setup with comfortable tents and catered food for the divers and kids as they got out of the cave (plus their families). Instead of attacking the guy and showing the world who he was, kicking off a cycle of him lashing out at his falling popularity, resulting in it falling even more, then more lashing out, etc.

Even if he was like that the whole time, he might have kept his mask on instead of leaning into it, probably would have never made that offer for Twitter, might have tried to appear neutral instead of joining Trump's campaign.

Though hard to say because the self-driving bs and cybertruck would have still happened and might have kicked off that cycle anyways.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure he was like that the whole time, it just wasn't generally known. It was bound to come out sooner or later.

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Read an article from his first wife... He was like this before he even got married the first time.

[–] kshade@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

Yup, the way he acted towards the founders of Tesla when he bought their company shows that dude's had issues for a looong time.

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[–] tea@lemmy.today 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I think he destroyed his mind with drugs, TBH. I think he was different to some degree back then. Still was an asshole, but not this asshole.

[–] Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 15 hours ago

Yea, know side effects of K.. And I assume he uses the other white powder as well, which effects personality even when not high why more than K

And no, I don’t talk about crushed molly crystals

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

it's incredible how many people just need to hold onto the ball and run out the clock and they still can't fucking do it. I guess on the bright side it shines a light on that no one should be a billionaire. But from their perspective the thing to do once hitting a billion is to sit on your fucking hands, avoid interacting with normal people so they can't realize how fuckin' weird you are, and await death

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 116 points 1 day ago (12 children)

Yeah he had quite a few people in the geek / tech world that liked him or at least were indifferent. Then he started losing his shit quickly followed by getting all MAGA political.

He probably would have been happier had he not gone all Nazi, or if he always was that way, at least kept it to himself.

Now he is sad everyone hates him lol.

[–] baatliwala@lemmy.world 121 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (18 children)

I think the first time people (like me) started realising how he truly was when he called one of those Thailand rescue divers a pedophile. He went fully mask off in barely any time after that.

Because how quickly he switched I still wonder if he is someone like Kanye who needs to be on meds otherwise he just can't help himself saying absolutely insane stuff.

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[–] saimen@feddit.org 41 points 1 day ago

The rumor is he had PR people (which he fired at some point) probably doing stuff like this for him with exactly this goal to make him look like Tony Stark or a pretty cool dude who wants to advance science.

[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think of him more like the next John McAfee.

[–] Someone8765210932@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Correct me if I'm wrong, but McAfee must have been at least somewhat skilled in the past, no? That doesn't sound much like Musk.

On 23 June 2021, he was found dead due to an apparent suicide by hanging in his prison cell near Barcelona shortly after the Spanish National Court authorized his extradition to the U.S.[16][17][18]

I guess there is one way he could become the next McAfee...

[–] BlackDragon@slrpnk.net 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

McAfee was a perfectly competent programmer in the 80s and 90s. I think by the time most people heard of him he had already fried the part of his brain responsible for programming with copious amounts of every drug.

I'd still take him over Musk any day.

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[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 58 points 1 day ago (7 children)

one of the most retroactively embarrassing moments in my life is in like 2015 or '16 I was doing some dumb team-building thing for some school-adjacent activity, and the task was to create a "new Mount Rushmore," basically as a group nominate four people who are doing good and important work in the world. I suggested musk. at the time most people there hadn't heard of him, so I gave a little spiel about how he was the "founder" (which I thought was true at the time) of PayPal, Tesla (which people were just becoming aware of), and SpaceX. every time I remember it I cringe and hope nobody else does. although most other people in the group suggested Beyonce as someone doing "important work for humanity" so idk if they have much of a leg to stand on to criticize my choice

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

A really amazing sixth grade math teacher I worked with had a life-size poster of Elon Musk taped to the back of her door 10 years ago. Not so much these days.....

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[–] matlag@sh.itjust.works 55 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Sure I can answer him: because there was no better way to push your white supremacist nazi propaganda and launching a child porn abure tool as a stand-alone app would have landed you in jail.

You're welcome!

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[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 88 points 1 day ago (22 children)

Did he really post that? I can't lie that's pretty funny

[–] kali_fornication@lemmy.world 157 points 1 day ago

elon being funny? gotta be fake

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 93 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I highly doubt the man is off ketamine

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