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The front fell off
Black eyes: Lie still and wait for the alien abduction to end.
"Im sorry but we aren't accepting applications for the position of President at this time."
"Oh, okay. Can I leave my resume?"
"No."
"Oh. Okay."
He was expecting the politicians to flee and go into exile. Then he would just walk in and assume command in absence of a leader.
It gets super awkward when they just hang around and be like "No thank you."
Then you either have to commit to killing some folks and potentially sparking an insurgency or civil war, or stand down.
God damn it, Jiaan Yang!
Wealth crimes
When I was a kid we had a future to look forward to
If you hit the pilot, yes.
Wooden heat shields on spaceships.
He said he wants you to clear something from the rotors.
No he's just gone to the store for cigarettes.
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I captured this pic almost by accident while hiking to photograph some abandoned buildings. Perth, Western Australia [OC]
(lemmy.world)
No editing or colour adjustment, just cropped.
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Someone painted this poor desk brown and gave it to an op shop. I bought it for $60 and restored it
(lemmy.world)
Here is what it looked like when I got it home:
Fully stripped back:
And restored to it's former glory:
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The headquarters of the sudanese navy building is shaped like a ship. The air force headquarters is shaped like a plane
(lemmy.world)
I couldn't find the Sudanese marine corps headquarters but it's probably shaped like a crayon.
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Agent641
joined 11 months ago
Stir a lil adderal in there for me too home!