That's like living as another slave of a dictatorship, versus living as a free person in a democracy. In context I think they're talking about typical (dictatorship) corporations.

Nobody tell him about Country

Imagine getting married and discovering they're the worst roommate ever.

Your brain has a mind of its own!

Well then just buy one banana. How much could it cost, $10?

There's still hope we might get it back someday!

Chuck Schumer will live forever.

Potato cannon = good times

Puerto Rico shows every sign of being a classic swing state.

I respectfully disagree for the reason you stated at the end. Grueling filibusters are ableist - they're unfair to representatives with disabilities and their constituents.

Congress is not convincing each other of anything. They can make their point concisely for the C-SPAN viewers. Filibusters are a complete waste of time.

Say goodbye to the next FDR if you demand standing.

Yeah this headline is like "animals disapprove of farm"

There is no humane way, they all fuck up. Most people who actually support the death penalty want recipients to suffer.