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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 45 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Just waiting for the deregulated free market to solve these kinds of issues skeleton-wave

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

porky-happy: “Don’t like it? Start your OWN food company! It’s MY product and I do what I want! Ever heard of FREEDOM?”

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

If people use the product irresponsibly and fail to run magnets over their produce it's their own fault really. smuglord

[–] Commie_Chameleon@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Well they’re trying to solve the issue that you aren’t magnetic, but the government keeps stopping them.

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I once found a spring in a box of cereal

[–] everett@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 months ago

Peak cereal box toy prize.

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

How nice of them to add extra iron

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Was it a good sproingy spring at least?

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I once found a spring in a box of cereal

Oof, I actually once had to drop a box of cereal cause.....it had a fall

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Always buy the whole block of cheese! It’s cheaper for the amount of cheese you get.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

you dont get free sawdust with it though. 2 in 1, what a bargain! (cos i think the shredded stuff is coated with something to prevent the shreds from sticking together)

[–] MisshapenDeviate@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The good stuff is usually potato starch or corn starch, but the cheap stuff is indeed often "cellulose". Apparently some use both.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

yim yum, cellulose, my four stomachs will take care of that!

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

it's just indigestible fiber, it's honestly probably doing you a favor if you eat a lot of cheese

[–] huf@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

yeah, i was wondering that. but is industrial grade cellulose really like normal fiber you get from vegetables?

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

As long as it doesn't have like wood splinters (idk why it would) or come from something with toxins in or on it then idk why it would be harmful for you at all. You just can't digest it. It's no worse than eating a bunch of corn and pooping out the shell from the kernels

[–] huf@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"the case for putting finely ground sawdust back in white bread"

in this paper i will argue... :D

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

sawdust isn't just cellulose though, idk how they source food grade cellulose as an additive but it'd be more like ground up straw or something. Wood sawdust is full of lignin

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Anti-caking agent is probably chemically treated microcrystalline cellulose (E460 i).

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

i'm no dietician but does indigestable fiber even provide the same benefits as digestible fiber?

...goes n looks...

Cellulose may not be digestible by humans, but it serves as a vital food source for the beneficial bacteria in our gut. These bacteria break down cellulose and, in the process, produce short-chain fatty acids that are beneficial for gut health.

huh. well I'll be. we do get something out of cellulose after all. i wonder if you have to cultivate this particular gut flora or if other fiber eaters cover cellulose too (not that Americans can easily avoid it)?

[–] fox@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Cellulose is the most abundant organic molecule on Earth and is unavoidably part of all non-carnivore diets. Everyone is digesting at least some cellulose all the time.

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

that answers that lol

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

I've been stuffing termites in my appendix for just such an occasion

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

like i got time to grate stuff

[–] XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

broke: going vegan for budget or animal-wellbeing reasons

woke: going vegan because all the non-vegan food in the US is poison

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

doomer i don't eat as much rice as i'd like because of the heavy metals

[–] XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i looked into this extensively a few years ago and IIRC what i found was that the metal content of rice depends greatly on where it's grown. i think Thai rice had the most and Indian had the least, generally. but yeah, metal in my rice is agony

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

yeah, several places in the US where it's not great either.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

hail-seitan and rice 🤘

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Don't worry, capitalists has it covered! Vegan food in the US is poison too!

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Capitalism is driving me insane

Keep it going, this is bars

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I want Victorian england capitalism back. If my bread isnt 50% plaster I dont want it. If my milk doesnt wipe out an entire generation of children i dont want it

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

A solid percentage of the US population is unironically like this. So many chuds just want to be victorians but with AI slop everywhere.

[–] abc@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

ohhhh this is why ALL the processed cheese was on sale last night when i went to the store. i was so confused because literally the entire cheese fridge had sale stickers on every product and I was like "is kraft's shredded cheese a hot product right now or did they order way too much for thanksgiving or something"

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Get a recall for safety and put it on clearance, someone should be executed for that and im not exaggerating. like that store manager could kill someone

[–] abc@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

To be fair I don't think my grocery store actually sells any of the recalled stuff but they definitely had all of the Kraft branded processed cheese & like the Tillamook on sale. So I assume it was more of a "oh there's a big cheese recall let's just put all of this bagged cheese on sale to entice people who may be wary of buying processed cheese this week" if I had to guess and less "offload all of this recalled shit now" LMAO

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah, they probably recognise that a cheese recall results in people buying less cheese in general, even if the tainted stuff has already been recalled.

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

could kill someone

And if not death, then life changing injuries or at least intense pain until the injuries heal who knows when; can you imagine getting an appointment for an MRI without knowing this is why you're in intense pain?

[–] onwardknave@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is why I only eat houseplants. 😠

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Are you my cat?

[–] D61@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

lets not bring the worms into this. we are a peaceful people. we cant help if your brains are warm and the world is so cold to us

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

yells-at-cloud "Back in my day, that would have been considered a prize!"

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[–] SerialExperimentsGay@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

plastic in the balls

nothing a good vet can't fix

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Thanks for the link, thankfully my product wasn't recalled but I quickly panicked.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Okay but if I die of cheese please tell people it hypnotized me like a cartoon mouse and lead me to some kind of kill box.