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submitted 5 months ago by Zoift@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net

Fuck phones. What overpriced POS should i get as replacement?

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 68 points 5 months ago

This "bomb" is completely incapable of exploding, even if you took the initiative to light it on fire yourself.

That is just the idea of a bomb. This is a simulacra of a threat. Cici n'est pas une bombe.

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 70 points 6 months ago

@UlyssesT@hexbear.net woulda had a field day with this guy. sadness-abysmal

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 47 points 6 months ago

You tear the asphalt up so grass can grow there, then you touch it.

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 48 points 7 months ago

Graeber had a bit in Bullshit Jobs about how the more societally necessicary or directly helpful a job is, the worse the pay is generally. Teachers, Firefighters, ect. He posited it was because subconciously in an time with so many meaningless or actively alienating jobs, to have a career that has a visible impact on the world is considered part of the pay package.

I know its not really an answer to your question, but I work in public service and i think about that a lot.

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 47 points 9 months ago

Balls too big

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 79 points 9 months ago

Nothing to do anymore but work, shitpost, and cook crack cocaine in the microwave.

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 60 points 10 months ago
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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by Zoift@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

She is beautiful and i love her.

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submitted 10 months ago by Zoift@hexbear.net to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/431481

I recently inherited a chicken coop & small flock from a friend that had to give them up. They've got a big-ass yard to forage in with lots of grass, tree cover, and all the pumpkin plants they can destroy because i wasnt planning on having chickens when i planted them. Still learning birdcare, but half of them have learned to love headpets and are as fat & happy as I can keep them.

However they've also attracted rat snakes & racer snakes to the coop. None of the snakes in my area are big enough to eat a full grown chicken, but it's stressing the chickens out and they keep trying to eat the eggs.

I dont wanna hurt any of the snakes, they're adorable and dopey, but im grabbing a 4 foot frightened snake out of the coop everynight. I keep sealing up new gaps and they keep showing me new ones. Its getting kinda old & I'm starting to wonder if its a different snake every night or just a few really persistent lil guys.

Is there a way to get them to fuck off? And how do biologists tag snakes? Is there like, a little thing i can clip into a scale or is it safe to hit them with a dab of paint or something? Cause if its just the same 2 dumbasses i keep greeting everynight i can just drive them to a nearby lake what i imagine snake heaven would be.

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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by Zoift@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net

I recently inherited a chicken coop & small flock from a friend that had to give them up. They've got a big-ass yard to forage in with lots of grass, tree cover, and all the pumpkin plants they can destroy because i wasnt planning on having chickens when i planted them. Still learning birdcare, but half of them have learned to love headpets and are as fat & happy as I can keep them.

However they've also attracted rat snakes & racer snakes to the coop. None of the snakes in my area are big enough to eat a full grown chicken, but it's stressing the chickens out and they keep trying to eat the eggs.

I dont wanna hurt any of the snakes, they're adorable and dopey, but im grabbing a 4 foot frightened snake out of the coop everynight. I keep sealing up new gaps and they keep showing me new ones. Its getting kinda old & I'm starting to wonder if its a different snake every night or just a few really persistent lil guys.

Is there a way to get them to fuck off? And how do biologists tag snakes? Is there like, a little thing i can clip into a scale or is it safe to hit them with a dab of paint or something? Cause if its just the same 2 dumbasses i keep greeting everynight i can just drive them to a nearby lake what i imagine snake heaven would be.

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 50 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Yeah I saw that but only after I added terms like racist and offensive to my search result, meaning if I just type that phrase by itself into Google nothing.

That's the point of a dogwhistle. If they didnt want to whistle, they'd just yell a slur. The whole point of its racist usage being able to signal racist ideology to those in the know, while hiding behind people like yourself who insist on it being fine.

The preferred response to learning of a dogwhistle for the first time is to go "Oh shit, my bad, i wont use it again." It costs you nothing and removes camo for actual detestable people.

When you argue to the effect "It not that racist", you provide screening for racists, and are doing their work. Normalizing crypto racist shit attracts racists. For this reason, you will be dunked by bears.

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 67 points 10 months ago

Unga Bunga is racist because of this shit.

The phrase has a long history as a racist dogwhistle, and is deeply tied with "Race Science" horseshit.

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 75 points 10 months ago

Yeah, us too. Unfortuntely society is currently managed by a bunch of literal sociopaths who are more than willing to throw their stolen wealth into militarized police, private deathsquads, and good ol' normal armies.

We dont get to dictate the escalation of force, the bourgeoisie have and will do that for us.

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 49 points 10 months ago

You are ideologically incoherent.

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 55 points 10 months ago

This video should clarify what we're about & our position as lemmy's largest instance.

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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by Zoift@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net

IT'S :vote: TIME. The Queue grows short.

Voting open for the 4th, 11th, 18th, & 25th. Taking top voted nominates (depending on piracy success) for two movies each Friday. Maybe a third if it fits the theme or is really good/bad.

Pre-hosted nominations get extra weight becuase its less work. Dubs preferred over subs because Cytube is indignent about playing subtitle files without heavy cajoling. If it’s currently in theaters or on a streaming service its usually an pain in the ass to find a good torrent in time, but ill look for it anyways because fuck copyright.

Shout out to the Cytube crew, Posters of all shittiness, and to viewers like YOU.


Server Borked. Firing up the old Cytube until posting improves.

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