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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by RNAi@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Smdh my dick head at the hypocrissy

I wont touch grass until a group of people knocks on my door and harass me into join them. The true way to communism is marxism-leninism-introvertism

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[-] AlicePraxis@hexbear.net 64 points 6 months ago

what should I do outside anyway? stand around in a parking lot? in the vast sea of parking lots that is the united states of america?

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 47 points 6 months ago

You tear the asphalt up so grass can grow there, then you touch it.

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 25 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The grass might grow fucked up like the trees in Love Canal for a few centuries tho

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 28 points 6 months ago

Yell at openly fascist gun nuts about the Gotha Program

[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

I'm lucky in that the Appalachians are only like an hour away from where I live, plenty of grass there

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

biden-troll Sounds like loitering to me, Jack

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[-] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 53 points 6 months ago

when a hexbear tells me I should log off so I dust off my 4 volumes of Capital to expose them as a revisionist

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 33 points 6 months ago
[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 46 points 6 months ago

Grass can't consent to being touched. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

[-] aaro@hexbear.net 31 points 6 months ago
[-] Hatandwatch@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

Typical carnival

[-] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 30 points 6 months ago

I’m already outside. I’m homeless.

Checkmate, Mr. Chapo.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 28 points 6 months ago

See also: logout

Me logging out won't change anything. If EVERYONE logs out though maybe.

[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 28 points 6 months ago

Recognizing systematic problems doesn't mean you can't give individuals personal advise on how to better themselves.

[-] Cherufe@hexbear.net 29 points 6 months ago

Actually I wont better myself until communism is fully achieved

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 27 points 6 months ago

I'm in your walls

[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 26 points 6 months ago

Having a nice time at the park is a twelfth type of liberalism

[-] casskaydee@hexbear.net 23 points 6 months ago

In Western Washington it ought to be "touch moss" anyway

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago
[-] Antiwork@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

Profile pic checks out

[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 23 points 6 months ago

We should go outside and touch grass collectively.

[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago

This is called a music festival.

[-] cryptymythy@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago

They moved most of the music festivals in my city from an outdoor lot on dirt to a fully paved asphalt parking lot

[-] Antiwork@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago
[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago
[-] GaveUp@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

The grass is metaphorical

Also the grass will be hella weed

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[-] Deadend@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago

We all need to sun our assholes a little.

Not as a treat, but as a way to survive.

[-] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 14 points 6 months ago

Gotta process that vitamin d

[-] Poison_Ivy@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago

Being anti-grass and anti-plants is counter-revolutionary and reactionary

Mods please ban these meatsacks who are currently insulting my plants

[-] KatsInSpace@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

honestly perfectly in character what else can i say

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[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

I would think better of your plants if you water them properly

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[-] goose@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago

We must simply call for a general strike for being online. ezpz

[-] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 13 points 6 months ago

Is it liberalism to feed hungry people? Because you can go outside and do that pretty much anywhere, anytime.

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[-] WalterBongjammin@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

I wont touch grass until a group of people knocks on my door and harass me into join them

Jehovah's Witnessing intensifies why-angel

[-] CascadeOfLight@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The dialectical union of opposites: knock through one wall of your house and form a party with your neighbour

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

She's a troskyst, there are 3 parties in that house already

[-] odmroz@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago

A beautiful dialectic.

[-] TraumaDumpling@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

every time i buy a cool mecha model or figure from aliexpress i like to giggle maniacally about how i'm damaging the US economy and benefitting China. am i building communism? is-this

[-] axont@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

i never know what to do when I go outside. I go to a concert or something, wander around, go home. I think I'm supposed to have friends or drink alcohol.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

Talk to people at concert. If you're at a shoe you're allowed to walk up to strangers and just introduce yourself and ask how people are doing, you'll make some friends eventually. Chit chat with smokers between bands, if it's a smaller show and you liked a band and see someone who played, just go tell them they played a good set, if they're on tour ask how that's been going. People are drinking and in the space between periods of loud music, its a very socially open state.

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[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

free yourself from the blind mechanical process of history! become an anarchist!

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

Learning calculus is good, actually.

Understanding some of Leibniz's main contributions confers an understanding of the chain of events that is behind every wave of phenomena.

[-] Satanic_Mills@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

If only there was a school of thought that could resolve these sorts of contradictions. Alas-

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 6 months ago

You are correct, it is my duty to ddos chapo.chat

[-] KatsInSpace@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

we have this struggle session every like 2 months, please calm the fuck down. We're comrades, you don't have to treat people like this when you probably know shit all about whats actually going on with them

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Sorry I meant the second phrase not as an insult but as "here's what you gotta do to build some sweet 0.00000001% communism in your area: go and join a union/ an org / etc"

And of course this is a shitpost

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