[-] goose@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom is fun and charming. You can link yourself to a wall-climbing spider and get basically anywhere on the map way too early! You can run around on the treetops! You can sic crows on your enemies to steal their rupees!

The environmental and dungeon puzzles are great for playing with family as everyone gets to suggest various combinations combination of tables/beds/boulders/trampolines/decorative shrubs to get you where you need to go.

[-] goose@hexbear.net 41 points 6 days ago

Let your indictment be your excitement at the theme park of success

[-] goose@hexbear.net 58 points 2 weeks ago

In a hypothetical situation in which I was a guy whose eyes were temporarily replaced by cartoon stars due to the attention of a cool lady, I would not feel comfortable indulging in that feeling online due to fears of both the potential negative reaction of other men and the potential negative reaction of women.

[-] goose@hexbear.net 55 points 2 weeks ago

He "championed left-wing causes" like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Nikki Haley

[-] goose@hexbear.net 63 points 1 month ago

He's getting out-posted by Literally The Democrats. He's all out of juice, just a desiccated husk of a poster

We'll always have Diet Coke and "It's their house, he's supposed to be there"

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Don't miss out on your opportunity to get the unintentionally funniest campaign merch ever created. Filled with 100% pure water from the beach that makes you old

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submitted 2 months ago by goose@hexbear.net to c/chat@hexbear.net

As it turns out, your foot size can change over the course of your life. Who knew? If you've been wearing the same shoe size for years, it's worth double-checking that they still fit properly so that you don't screw up your feet and require months of recovery hahaha fml

  • When you have running or athletic shoes on, you should have about a thumb's worth of space between your longest toe and the tip of the shoe
  • When you put all your weight on your foot, the upper part of the shoe shouldn't bulge out on the sides. If it does, you need either a wider size or a size up
  • Your feet expand throughout the day, so that's the best time to check
  • Your feet are slightly different sizes, so check both
  • You can add arch support with insoles if needed

Those are the basics, but there's more info here: https://www.asics.com/nz/en-nz/mk/choosing-the-right-running-shoe/finding-the-right-fit

Also, if anyone needs some men's 10.5 shoes, I have a bunch for you

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I just wanna grill ‘em all for god’s sake

[-] goose@hexbear.net 54 points 7 months ago

Gonna be totally honest here: I don't like this guy

[-] goose@hexbear.net 50 points 7 months ago

I used to look at history and laugh at the idea of child kings, but at least they probably knew what day it was

[-] goose@hexbear.net 82 points 7 months ago
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[-] goose@hexbear.net 57 points 8 months ago

Saying """""slaughter""""" in the smarmiest, most sarcastic voice I can muster, rolling my eyes and doing air quotes with my fingers

[-] goose@hexbear.net 59 points 9 months ago

If you ask ten Americans to explain capitalism, nine will simply describe a market economy

[-] goose@hexbear.net 57 points 9 months ago

Nothing funny about rolling snake eyes on someone at work. Not saying it ever happened to me. Leave me alone

[-] goose@hexbear.net 62 points 9 months ago

I'm waiting for Grok 2.0, which tells you an Islamophobic joke whether you ask it to or not

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