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Holding my face at different angles for the age verification screen as the enemy assault forces close around my position so I can check if command has DM'd me retreat orders.
They're just getting back to their roots, you know, the V2
I always wondered why the DPRK had such wide roads everywhere seemingly without the traffic to require it, until I saw a road map of Moscow highlighting the ring roads the Soviets built so they could rapidly deploy air defence equipment at a moment's notice, and suddenly it all made sense.
This guy is such a piece of shit, please let him get his comeuppance 
most unpopular PM in British history

The UK reddit thread thread is predictably filled with seething rage, mainly about the cop ~~that got hit by a sledgehammer~~ whose spine just did that.
Can't believe a British jury understood that when you defend the genocide factory, you not only deserve to get bonked, but the person who did it is innocent.
Oh no, not again!

The ONE downside to this thawing of relations, is that I truly think a major step in the reconstruction of the British psyche would have been to see the entire Royal Navy turn into artifical reefs at the bottom of the South China Sea... but I'll put my faith in the CPC to have worked out some more peaceful route to civilizing the pirate slavers of the north Atlantic.
We have always been at peace with Eastasia!
I wonder how long before the BBC stops applying the Hell Filter.
Voldemort dying to an obscure legal technicality is a perfect quantum of the liberal worldview - I feel like there's some kind of spiritual connection or a phantom here of the liberals trying to impeach Trump, except in that case nothing happened because in real life the rules don't actually matter and you don't win just cause some arcane trivia says that you should
May I Ask For One Final Thing?
It's a 13-episode fantasy comedy that dares to ask the question: what if violence solved everything? The main character is a purehearted young noblewoman who is ready to throw hands whenever it's called for, and she essentially just beats her way through a series of scumbags of escalating power in a low-stakes yet satisfying way. Everyone who you want to see punched, gets punched, and you get to watch her enjoy doing it. For what it is, 10/10.