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[-] tourist@lemmy.world 136 points 6 months ago

some secrets are completely acceptable to take to the grave

[-] Khrux@ttrpg.network 13 points 6 months ago

I suspect this is a partner of some kind considering they have access to nudes?

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 104 points 6 months ago

Honestly? Someone telling me this would do absolute wonders for my self esteem, ngl

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 6 months ago

isn't that hellah weird to think about though

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 46 points 6 months ago

I mean, kinda, yeah. But people masturbate. They're not hurting anyone doing it. The idea that anyone had masturbated thinking of me would be a self esteem booster. That said, that's a pipe dream. Ain't nobody ever got off to all of this outside of an actual sexual encounter. Lmao

[-] Cosmos7349@lemmy.world 80 points 6 months ago

YOURE BEAUTIFUL IVE JERKED OFF TO ONE OF YOUR COMMENTS BEFORE. NOT EVEN A PICTURE

[-] MechanicalJester@lemm.ee 46 points 6 months ago
[-] Sylver@lemmy.world 29 points 6 months ago

I’ll think of you next time I masturbate <3

[-] MechanicalJester@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago

People thinking of other people when they masturbate gets me off unnnnnnh

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 points 6 months ago
[-] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 6 months ago

I mean, there have been times where I was recovering from a bad breakup, and a gay dude flirted with me a little...not the same gay dude every time.

It was flattering, even though I'm not into guys.

[-] PMFL@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

Omg, what a true answer, it happened to me too. And more than once, if I were gay I wouldn't even have to worry, I've always been very liked by gays, I don't know why, but it's true.

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago

Probably your beautiful cock, friend

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[-] Gabu@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

TBH, and not with the intention of hurting your self-esteem, girl-pretty and gay-pretty seem to be quite different, in my experience.

[-] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 6 months ago

I'm just glad that there's people out there that find me attractive.

[-] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 6 months ago

Yes, gay-pretty is more soft and "feminine".

Source: I'm gay-pretty

[-] mossy_@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

I had someone say they wanted me (as part of a conversation about preferences, not totally off topic) and it was honestly really flattering. I told em I was ace and we moved on. It was like seven years ago but I'll cherish that memory forever...

[-] orphiebaby@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

My housemate-and-best-friend wants me a lot. I'm ace and aro. We have an understanding.

[-] squid_slime@lemm.ee 10 points 6 months ago

it was difficult but i managed it :)

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Just need a pic I guess. Haha /s.

[-] HottieAutie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 6 months ago
[-] Fizz@lemmy.nz 4 points 6 months ago

Omg she said she's coming back - that guy probably

[-] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 6 months ago

This is probably fake, but I know conversations like this actually happen.

[-] SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

If i got that message i'd walk a few cm Taller

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Jeez, he implanted a whole vertebra into your spine, with a simple text

[-] Vilian@lemmy.ca 9 points 6 months ago
[-] cherryryu@lemmy.world 86 points 6 months ago

as a man in his 30s how tf kids not know brb

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 31 points 6 months ago

Cause they're always on their phones so they literally never have to BRB. The few of them who still use computers will just open Discord on their phones and continue the conversation if they have to step away from the keyboard for any reason.

[-] rdrunner@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

This is...sad

[-] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

I feel like BRB for me was when I was in an AIM chatroom and my mom had to make a phone call, so I'd have to get logged off. And I'd say BRB but would inevitably never be B.

[-] maynarkh@feddit.nl 9 points 6 months ago

Their parents are also constantly online, so they never get yanked from an online match

[-] Gingernate@programming.dev 53 points 6 months ago

How do you know what tf means but not brb? Holy shit haha

[-] Vigilante@lemmy.today 41 points 6 months ago
[-] anonymoose@lemmy.ca 73 points 6 months ago

Okay, but can you let me know what it means after you get back?

[-] Tomato666@lemmy.sdf.org 28 points 6 months ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

"Big red butthole crying" is probably not the reaction grey was going for tbh..

[-] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 24 points 6 months ago

It's blowing my mind that you don't know what brb means.

[-] WereCat@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

Team Fortress Barber?

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Balls Rightfully Blue.

[-] Sylver@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

The brb is the word

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