My answering machine script is:
Hi, this is [DharmaCurious], I'm calling about [reason]. My number is 123.456.7890, again, that's 123...456...7890. if someone could call me back, I'd appreciate it. If you're able, texting is a much more reliable way of getting ahold of me. Thank you, and have a great day
I also over pronounce the numbers on the second read through. Like hitting the T hard in Two, a bit like military radio when they do numbers. I just don't say fife for five or zip for zero like they do sometimes.
First time it's pronounced normally, second time it's elongated and over enunciated. That way they hear it normal and probably get it, and then there's clarification if they missed something. I'll shuffle it around a bit if the reason I'm calling is complicated, and I'll leave the number first before the reason, so they don't have to listen through the whole thing again if they need to replay it and hear the number again.



For interpersonal relationships, absolutely. Human-to-human interaction? Love this. For work, or when dealing with billionaires? Fuck. That.
But as far as with friends/family/neighbors/whathaveyou, my personal philosophy basically boils down to:
"anything of mine should be shared as freely as possibly without hurting me. Anything belonging to someone else should be treated as a rare and scarce resource"
That has honestly helped me so much. The caveat about hurting myself genuinely needs to be there. I will literally give someone things I truly needed, without ever considering whether I needed it or not. It is just my nature. And it's not someone else's fault for taking a thing I need if they don't have reason to believe I needed it. So I do a little internal check now to make sure it's not going to hurt me, and if it doesn't, it's freely shared. As for borrowing or asking for things, I try my very best not to, and to only ever ask if I'm desperate. I don't care if people see me as a pushover, or someone they can get something from. I'm happy to be that person. I'd rather be the fool who got duped out of 50 bucks than be the person who let another human suffer because I was too afraid of looking like a fool over 50 bucks. And for what it's worth, in the last year, as I have hit an all time low financially, all those people that I used to help when I could have rallied and helped me in myriad ways, some financial, some emotionally. But not a damn one of them abandoned me.
This world sucks so fucking much, but sometimes people make it worth living in