Huh, Earth was once Ferenginar
I'd invest in a drinking vessel with a lid, perhaps. And also, one of those zappers shaped like a tennis racket in case of dangerous critters. Or maybe one of the vacuum style ones if you're more a catch and release type
They don't happen often, but they're pretty nice. Definitely a good respite from my more standard "the people you love are in danger and/or gone, and also your teeth are falling out." :/
And if you go chasing rabbits And you know you're going to fall
I assumed the comment you replied to was a joke. They really had to do that? That is weird.
I might not be the best one to reply, but that "we're a family" shit irritates me.
"If we're a big family here, then you, and my coworkers, need to accept me as I am. This is who I am, this is how much I smile, and this is how much I socialize. Please, we my family, accept that."
Thundercum and nutting, very very frightening, hey! Cumalaeo, cumalaeo, finger-o, magnifico!
I'm just a porn boy, nobody fucks me
He's just a porn boy from a porn family, Spare him his nut from this orgasmistry!
Easy cum, easy go, will you let go?
I was gonna say, that's only twice a day. I average 4-5 times a day until I was like 20-25. About once a day since, sometimes more, sometimes less. But 60 a month doesn't seem so crazy to me.
Two thing:
1, mistletoe? Was unaware of that lore.
B, when I worked nightshift security, I wrote an urban fantasy novel (that has since been lost :( ), in the form of security log entries about a guard working at a warehouse in a world with ooky spookies everywhere. Tons of funny shit, but my favorites were the feral werewolf pups that would occasionally get inside, and had to be scared off with the vacuum cleaner.
Also, the vampires who were sitting shiva for themselves.
The ghosts who were haunting the warehouse, but only on weekends and holidays, as a vacation.
I need to rewrite it. It was honestly some of my best writing
Normally I'm not excited for holidays a year in advance, but I saw Rocky horror in theater last night for the first time, and now I can't fucking wait. I'd go do that once a week if I could. It was amazing.
Next Halloween is gonna be awesome
I made basically the same comment, and just now saw yours. Glanced to see who made it first out of curiosity.
Apparently we had the same thought at the same time. That's wild.