#suckthezuck

rip @MacedWindow's Mom's back

Apparently he will be able to vote as long as he doesn't go to prison. That's the state law of NY, and Florida's law is the defer to the state where the crime is.

At a rate of 10,658 tweets a year, I'd hope he tweets at least one useful thing

No way the tech can fail worse than the DeSantis one. Right??? Riiiiiiight???? 🙏🙏🙏

This is what I mean yes

This reminds me of people who work on their laptop in the metro train. Like holy shit at this point you're almost advertising.

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Billy: "omg i came up with the same idea 4 years ago! I totally could have been rich!"

So this wouldn't be a problem for me around a normal pole, but now that I have seen this famous one... do NOT let me drive here. I fear my intrusive thoughts.

No shit he won't. It's a great opportunity for him to express his political power.