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why cant we get these 2 'billionaires' into a shitty submersible protected only by ego?
And controlled by a neuralink in Trump
Let’s not take any chances. Hook it up to a potato.
I’m thinking that would decrease the chance of problems.
An experiment is the only way to be sure.
Perhaps we should hook it to a man, woman, person, camera, or TV.
So, Mr. Musk likes that 34 times guilty criminal?
You mean the one who said that he’d ban electric cars?
Yeah, this one.
Remember that time Trump bragged who Elon Musk would be willing to suck his dick?
That was probably the truest thing he ever said.
Remember the time - two days ago - when Trump said he was going to ban all electric cars? I wonder how Elon feels about that.
Iirc he said he planned to ban imported electric cars, so Musk is free to gobble that tiny orange mushroom shaped dick. Need to go do a heroic dose of mushrooms and delete those neural connections now.
I think this article is the answer. Elon offers a platform, Trump exempts Tesla from whatever anti-EV regulations he wants to push. Quid pro quo.
Remember the shit show that was DeSantis’ announcement on Twitter? I hope this event happens because you know it will be slap-dash and insane.
They mean a presidential candidates town hall.
While no dates or locations have been set, the current plan has X hosting a town hall with Donald Trump and independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
President Joe Biden's campaign has reportedly turned down the offer, according to the Wall Street Journal.
Musk simping hard trying to make Xitter more than just his failing ego-stroking right-wing echo chamber.
Trump and Kennedy having a crazy-off? Sign me up!
Lmao can't wait
Two slime balls holding hands. I look forward to the day I never have to hear about them again.
Guys, X is unbiased free speech now. Guys, no, I promise. - Elon
No way the tech can fail worse than the DeSantis one. Right??? Riiiiiiight???? 🙏🙏🙏
I wonder which will stab the other in the back first?
Probably neither...Elon wouldn't be able to drive one through that protective layer of fat and Depends and T****s hands are too small to hold a suitable knife.
What are the odds on Musk calling Trump out on his electric vehicle ban?
Lonnie is so cool. Gosh, I hope I can grow up to be just like him. Better ask my parents to retcon my birth so that they control a gem mine when I’m born. Then everyone will know what a super genius I am. I can’t wait.
Fuck Lonnie.
Ah, so more of the tiny-dick sucking. Yeah I’ll pass.
Shit apples
So it will be great til it ain’t.
this post was submitted on 31 May 2024
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