Chapotraphouse

"We haven't won in Iran yet because we've been holding back on our most effective strategy: crimes against humanity"

boots in the ground

That typo indeed carries more truth than the rest of these posts

two months to topple the Taliban

checks notes hmm let’s see who’s in power in Afghanistan again

Americans had a multiyear breakdown over having to wear a mask, they will not be able to handle the war economy going berserk requires.

"Don't siege Tehran, just take it"

Common fascist rhetoric, the only thing they need to do to win a war is triumph their will harder and kill more civilians, if they are losing a war you should be grateful that they're choosing to be merciful by only targeting the civilians outside of the range of enemy air defences.

Enormous value on the lives of their troops??

Okay, whatever you need to believe to keep feeding your babies to the imperialism machine I guess.

you dont understand, we chose to lose those wars

We usually destroy all major infrastructure and power plants after we take out the military targets.

We place tremendous value on the lives of our troops

Guys you don't understand we just have to zerg rush their command center and destroy all their harvesters in order to get that victory condition!

“We haven’t used nuclear weapons [which would guarantee our own destruction and The End of Treats], so we’re actually fighting this war with our hands tied because we enjoy being publicly humiliated.”

The US also used nuclear weapons in the Algerian War of Independence, paying the French 100% of the cost of that war. Some nukes were “tested” by France in the Algerian desert during that time and people there still have health issues because of that to this day. But the nukes didn’t stop Algeria.

Fascists are all that guy who thinks he can win any fight if he goes sicko mode.

could you imagine America actually committing to the WW2-style total war economy that would be needed to defeat a near-peer adversary in 2026? I'm not convinced that the American government currently has the capacity to whip its own capitalist class into necessary shape, although i do think we could probably send out vans of masked men to kidnap draft card holders.

got into a hilarious argument in youtube comments with someone that was coping about how Trump is the reason why their army sucks now.

"No, you don't get it, Trump lost the berserker mode button!"

My wife pointed out an amazing contradiction in the American hegemony. Our entire mythic past is built up on the idea of tiny rebels going up against the big overseas tyrannical, overreaching government. We were able to beat them because we had the home field advantage.

But those insert colonist slur of choosing can't possibly beat the might of the mighty American government as it reaches across the ocean in it's might and smashes all these puny tiny groups in it's path. What's a tunnel?

USians do not understand yet that the world has changed and the countries that it held such extreme advantages over in the past have closed the gap in a variety of ways. They imagine a world in which they would always hold a giant technology lead.

Wir wollen den totalen Krieg!

This is exactly how Hegseth and Trump thought before eating shit in Iran. These Yankee chuds have the strategic foresight of a Koala.

I've had multiple arguments on hexbear where a whole bunch of AmeriKKKans got really offended because i pointed out that the US hasn't won a war since the end of WW2, angrily informing me that Iraq and Afghanistan totally count as wins because fucking shit up and causing chaos in the region is already sufficient for US interests, completely ignoring that the US was unable to ever gain full control over either country and originally went in with the intention of turning both of them into reliable client states like Germany or Japan, which they had openly stated before the invasions. It was as if i was suddenly back on reddit, where such things also happened every time i dared to trash talk the track record of the empire's troops. Even being an anti-imperialist doesn't stop AmeriKKKans from believing in the supposed might of their shit-ass third tier useless overpriced military, they just can't help being good little patriotic chauvinists inside.

Unlike the vile Moslems who don't care about their people we only send our troops to safe places like the burger king in Abu Dhabi

I do love when people forget that the Iran/Iraq war happened and Iran, despite being the smaller military, fought Iraq to a standstill because it is extremely difficult to invade Iran, and they have only had 40 years since then to learn from the invasion by Iraq.

He's spinning the ball on his finger! JUST TAKE IT!

As can clearly be seen here though, it's not a secret. It's just what americans will say out loud

getting made fun of because I can't crack an egg properly while baking

Dude if I wanted to I could crush this egg in my hand right now!!!

Americans/chuds/westerners in general crave death and destruction. They are cruel, twisted beings.

Just wait until our military takes off its shirt and throws it on the ground.

Same fantasy as the reveal that Goku’s been fighting the entire time with weighted clothes

Legit question: What consequences would murikkka or its cancer in Levant face if they do use nuclear bombs on Tehran? None of its vassals is going to care and I don't see China nor Russia doing justice against them.