[-] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Part of a CIA op to sell lifestyles. Replaced during an update when they released more styles.

[-] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 45 points 3 days ago

The radical leftists can't even muster up the courage to send a single assassin folks.

[-] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago

Can you give some examples of said propaganda?

[-] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago

Slap Jesus Christ up on that thing and baby you've got an album cover

[-] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

You bet your sweet...ASS!

[-] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Trump threatens another 9/11

Mainstream discourse about the merits of a presidential candidate eating a roadkill bear vs park ducks vs actual pets vs that dog RFK ate.

I'm from Springfield Ohio, and I say eat em all!

"I'm speaking" repeated one too many times.

Carefully researched alternatives to "I'm speaking". "Are you ok?" would be killed tbh

"They're eating cats & dogs folks, the Democrats they want to serve Air Bud up on a platter"

But one thing is for certain, I will turn it off and fall asleep before it is half way through

edit: I'll be taking my awards now

[-] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

I'm hoping to push it back to 9/11

[-] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

"I'm speaking" or any of her 25 other similar responses that have been approved by committee

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