Spouse was at a dentist visit and her blood pressure was so high they threatened to call an ambulance. Has been that high off and on for weeks.

Take her to the doctor, doc knows she's had a full hysterectomy, knows she doesn't exaggerate, knows she refuses to take anything medincinal unless forced. This lady raw dogs migraines to avoid Ibuprofen.

First words out if doc's mouth, "BP that high isn't unheard of in women having their periods. Are you sure it's not your time of the month?" Followed by, "well I'm sure you're just nervous around doctors, it will go down when you get home."

Sure, we can all see the x-ray, but when was your last period?

Idk, but "u're" gave me a minor aneurysm

"We're just gonna do a pregnancy test to rule that out"

This is textbook hysteria. This woman needs a lobotomy, stat, before the damage spreads to her vagina. Without that, she's only got her mouth.

They do this to trans guys too. Recent hospitalization was 50/50 “she” versus “he” from the nurses and docs of course.

They refused to put me out and barely gave me pain meds while I was screaming as they stabbed and dug around to drain an abscess. Worst pain I have ever experienced was “anxiety.”

Is this the inside of a llama's stomach? Perhaps one wearing a hat?

Im not a doctor but I think she might be on her period. meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

u're are

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First step: pregnancy test

Multiple compound and comminuted fractures in carpometacarpal particularly on the right as well as compound and comminuted fractures on the left distal radial and ulnar bones.

Amputating 100%, but where will depend on the possible presence of any severe lacerations, contusions, and third or fourth degree burns.

"It's because you are fat"

"That will be $5900".

I mean I get it's a joke in the case of this X-ray, but maybe you SHOULD lose some weight, quit smoking, drink less, and check if you're pregnant? Your body is your temple but we don't have to be that literal about it.

I'm thinking how this injury could have been caused by a single incident. Like both hands dismembered, with the right hand's (on the left side?) thumb broken but otherwise relatively ok, whereas the left hand (on the right side) got basically cleaved, with the index finger flattened/elongated/crushed with the thumb looking fine (I think? looks sus, but can't really say...).

first thought is a car accident, but then the whole bits of hands and them arranged wrongly doesn't really make sense in my head, like, this xray wouldn't even be taken in the process of saving their life, I would think (unless they are dead, and this is a post mortem xray, but then at that point, why wouldn't you arrange it properly then?)

So I am thinking of some heavy machinery accident, and they managed recover whatever is left of their hands and limbs, rushed into the hospital, thus taking a quick xray to immediately see the extent of the damage.

Or it could be ai, no idea, not a doctor...

"You'd be prettier if you smiled more".

First thing I'd do is spell "you're" correctly.

When was your last period?

Doctor: "Lose weight!"

She must be low on zinc