SnarkoPolo

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[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 18 points 4 hours ago (5 children)

But we get a bigly parade in his honor! Panem et Circensis.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

They're proud to live in squalor, for Dear Leader.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

I fucking tried to tell you.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Get the population to trust magic more than medicine. Pretty soon, they start turning down the health plan at work. Soon after that, it's so unimportant, employers no longer need to offer it.

Always follow the money.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Any day now, they will be mowing down protesters. Frank Freeway and Susie Soccermom will turn on the latest Kardashian news.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

What high ranking positions will Dear Leader give them?

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

The mass shootings will begin.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

It is exactly what you voted for, Honey. Enjoy your new life abroad, wth none of the things you accumulated in the states. And thank Jesus for Dear Leader.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

It's going to happen. And it won't be the last.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 71 points 1 day ago (4 children)

This is the end of modern medicine in the United States.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Looks like it's TACO Tuesday a day early.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

"Zoomer face is a little bit lean, but hey, a leopard's gotta eat!"

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