Do you know any kids who have been married at age 12? I do. And guess what? They're still married.
Republican Mike Moon
And John Rose met his wife judging a 4H contest.
(Fun fact: you can’t file for divorce as a minor)
Also as a mandatory reporter in the state of Oklahoma… hahhahahahahahah. I just wrote an affidavit about how seriously CPS takes shit.
Benny (“having a wet pussy is a sign of an infection, according to my doctor wife”) is just jealous of anyone who can pull off an acting career.
On the Synder track, 300 is just a really uncomfortable movie. It’s a propaganda movie for a hell-state.
There was a “code blue” in Oklahoma and Texas today because someone shot a cop at a detention facility. People are doing shit, the media isn’t covering it.
Alex Jones just had a caller that was asking how to get his undocumented wife on the list of the “good ones.”
Yeah, not all isosceles (two sides are congruent/same, one side different) triangles are right. The comment only works if it’s a 45-45-90 isosceles triangle.
Any isoceles right triangle is going to have a hypotenuse \sqrt{2} times whatever the congruent sides are. But a non-right triangle is always a little more complicated to deal with.
There don’t seem to be any good math pages on Facebook. I’d like some sort of “daily brain teaser” but it’s all ambiguously written arithmetic problems with parentheses and division, or shit like using “e” as a variable to be obnoxious.
$$ \sqrt{\sec(\theta)-1} $$
I also usually really want people to know that, but it’s not “completing the square” or “wffence of txsquare.”
Almost all of it is wrong or just off/weird. It accidentally gets a few things correct, but notice how often things are repeated randomly. Remember your SOHCAHTOA and look at the triangle and the trig definitions it’s giving.
The third equation under “Calculus” is giving the quotient rule where it should be giving the product rule.
It looks like it’s trying to do power rule for integrals, not sure what’s going on in that section.
That bottom right graph looks like x^3, not x^2.
y=e^x is not the unit circle.
The section under discriminant is an illegible mess.
How to factor… I have no idea what is going on there.
The distance formula is wrong.
They rendered pi as “n.”
This is completely meaningless and worthless.
The more I look at it, the more I feel like my brain is being hacked.
This is the “Emergency Certified” Teacher Facebook group.
These people possibly have bachelor’s degrees, but in subjects completely unrelated to the subjects they will be teaching.
Common complaints are about the tests being too hard (they aren’t, you can memorize the questions on fucking quizlet).
My first year teaching I was pulled aside and told by my principal, “you actually have a degree in this, you’ll have to step in to help your team” - because the other science teachers were a Physical Education teacher and the schools secretary.
But no f-ggots allowed! Being a drag queen on the weekends disqualifies you to be a school principal now, no matter how good you were at it.
A lovely book of retro shitposts/meme-ery.
The paint is about a centimeter thick. Going to cut it and make “fordite” if I can manage to thrift a rock tumbler.
Did anyone walk away from that movie thinking “this is an unreliable narrator story and we shouldn’t take the fash-y elements at face value” or was it “damn the Spartans were bad ass”?