It's a strange thing, surviving an enemy. An old man accused me of hitting a japanese maple with my car (parked near it once) and said that it damaged the tree and made it grow green after. He was a dumb asshole because all japanese maples are grafts. The original larger green tree just wanted to grow and he didn't trim it. He blamed and accused me of it for years while threatening to take me to court when I had to park even close to it. He died of course, a heart attack. I don't feel less angry about the whole thing but now there is no one to be angry at. I have to remind myself it doesn't matter anymore and enjoy the shade.

My Feral barn cat won't even eat Long John Silvers and she was born in a dumpster during a hurricane

"I thought you might make up for it with your personality, looks like I was wrong"

The little blue light on rings comes on when they pass, then when they go to check it out it makes a noise when it starts recording. By cat standards that's a toy

Hey America how are you doing? America:

This man has nerves of steel. Dude said "you do what you gotta do I'm not running" to a man holding a gun in his face.

Great B movie idea

I still kinda don't buy that there is a hacksaw blade capable of cutting through bone but not metal. Cool scene tho

So the attorney general can open an investigation on this asshat profiteering off of hand sanitizer but when it comes to companies price gouging in the wake of the pandemic we get this limp dick response? Sure I'm glad he said something but we need more