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[-] shasta@lemm.ee 155 points 1 year ago

No, she cannot reach her butt to wipe, so always smells like poop and it's always itchy.

[-] Uncle_Bagel@midwest.social 56 points 1 year ago

Horses cant wipe either but they do fine in terms if the smell. The trick is that they have an anus designed to prolapse a few inches so that the feces only ever comes into contact with the rectum and never exterior tissues.

[-] Gabu@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago

TIHI. Can we, as a community, delete his comment, please?

[-] TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago

Toilet paper companies don't want you to know this one trick.

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[-] AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

I really hope you're a vet or something and have a legit reason to know this

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Maybe he work in a Zoo

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[-] _lilith@lemmy.world 145 points 1 year ago
[-] Wage_slave@lemmy.ml 114 points 1 year ago

I only have one.

What's it like to be the Centaur of attention?

Annnnnnd I've been invited to be flung out of a trebuchet.

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[-] jimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org 69 points 1 year ago

Similar to a horse, in the back.

[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

Oh god. Is this the new "if dogs wore pants would it be like this or like this?"

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[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 67 points 1 year ago

No, you couldn't actually ride her. The spine simply couldn't support an adult human rider.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 60 points 1 year ago
[-] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

Chances are good.

[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 year ago

Probably not. She looks like she weighs at least 200 lbs plus maybe another 40 lbs of armour and weapons. The average person would struggle to support that much weight for any significant duration, let alone....

Oh, I see. Yeah, probably.

[-] TheCee@programming.dev 16 points 1 year ago

Just try, what is the worst that could happen? Hehe-- [sound of breaking bones and rupturing organs]

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[-] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago

This is her car

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago

The knees not being reverse jointed would pose a challenge to movement.

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 44 points 1 year ago

It has to be the how does she wear pants one. No way anyone could come up with more questions than that, right

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 year ago

I mean does she have hooves or feet?

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[-] glnpf148@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago
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[-] InfiniWheel@lemmy.one 41 points 1 year ago

Idk mate, without the armor in the middle she probably triggers every body horror alarm in my body

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[-] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 40 points 1 year ago

Does that constites a "stable family"

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

How is the lady playing the back horsey half getting oxygen?

[-] Apollonius_Cone@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

That one breathes methane.

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[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 33 points 1 year ago

No questions. I rode with the furries for quite awhile so I know basically everything there is to know about human-animal hybrids. And human-plant hybrids. And human-machine hybrids. Even a little about human-fungus hybrids. Crazy world of variety if you know where to look.

[-] propaganja@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 year ago

You're currently in violation of the oldest, most sacred rule of secret-sharing, and recommend you amend that per your obligation to the social contract, as a matter of principle.

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[-] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 1 year ago

She has two belly buttons, one on each of her bellies.

[-] StalksEveryone@futurology.today 31 points 1 year ago

fake, you can tell its not real because there’s too much lighting between the legs.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 16 points 1 year ago

Not for much longer if I have anything to do with it

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[-] Cornpop@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

It be in the back not the front.

[-] Bootheal0179@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

I just want to say that Hancock was a good movie, but I never understood how those two dudes were able to recover from that scene

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 14 points 1 year ago

I haven't seen that movie, does it have a four legged humantaur?

[-] EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 year ago

There's a scene where the titular Hancock threatens a couple of guys by saying he's going to shove the one guy's head up the other guy's ass. They continued to fuck around and subsequently found out.

[-] Fluffy56@infosec.pub 24 points 1 year ago

How does she sleep? Does she stand like a horse to sleep? Or does she have a way to lay down? Like, that leg design would be awful on the human spine. With that said 10/10 for something original.

[-] dovahking@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago
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[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 1 year ago
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[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 16 points 1 year ago

Serious question though, is it a render or AI? I'm inclined to think render because of the consistency for both front and rear views of the same model, usually AI slips up and makes things somewhat different. Thoughts?

[-] kebabslob@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 year ago

Its a render. Its an old pic

[-] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

This image is way older than AI image generation

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[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

How many sets of tits does she have?

Edit: looked it up, apparently it’s just two for horses, though not sure if the human set would count or if she’d have two up top and two on the underside.

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