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A creamy, fat rich, savory fruit paste traditionally served with Hispanic food. It serves to accent the seasoning of spicy dishes by balancing the heat to allow more of the complex flavors through. It's also popularly consumed on its own as a dip. While some of these things can be accomplished by sour cream or humus, both have their own distinctive qualities that prevent them from being a 1:1 comparison.

Just remember that your high energy and positive vibe are likely the delight of everyone around you. You don't need to be a master planner to keep the spirits high.

This one time I took my them SO, now spouse, to dairy queen. While we're waiting in the drive through we're playfully arguing about her looks because she doesn't see it but to me she's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. She hits me with the, "that's just your opinion, no one else thinks so." Moments later, the gal hands us our icecream and my spouse asks her for extra napkins to which the gal replies, "anything for you, gorgeous." WITH THE MOST SENSUAL LESBIAN DELIVERY I'VE EVER HEARD!

Been two years and a marriage since then and I still remind her of that night when she's feeling down on herself. Thank you Dairy Queen lesbian, you're a cornerstone to our marital banter.

This is clever, but my dude, have you considered getting laid? Like, your thirst is drying me out lol

But look at him hug his little deets why he sleeps!!

You guys need a dog catcher in your group. This is one of those archetypes that gets over looked because it feels like something that's part of several other archetypes, but it really makes a difference to have it stand alone.

It's in the name, he catches strays. This is the guy that pulls groups together from separate circles, introduces new guys to the group, or occasionally plays match maker. He's probably running your Discord server or keeps putting you in group chats, he's the one that does the logistics planning when it comes to more complicated outings Lee week long trips and bachelor parties. In public outings he probably makes friends with staff or other queue waiters. He's probably the guy that stages interventions but out of genuine care.

There are others that can fill the role, golden retriever boys are good at the finding people but too dumb to coordinate. Fearless leaders can attract crowds but normally don't have the personal touch to keep anyone new long term. Sheep dogs are great at keeping new boys in the group but they don't invite new people. More often than not, the dog catcher will be playing another role in the group because their current services aren't being utilized so he's either not invested in it or your group is one of his secondary groups. If you're scrolling through your contacts trying to figure out who I'm taking about, if you're the forever DM, or if your boys keep saying "whatever happened to X" and you're the guy that reminds them, you're probably the dog catcher.

Yes! That's going on the watchlist

Honestly this one was too easy.

Oh you are in for a treat! it's an antique instrument with a very distinctive sound.

That you either passionately love or viscerally hate droning instruments.

I've got a few of those bags, they're fucking Invincible.

I was casually dating for about 2 years I actually had put it down for a while and opened the app accidentally when she popped up.