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[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Okay, so I'll point out that Murray Rothbard and David Gordon are prominent in the "Everything should be completely equal and fair as long as we first enshrine my generations of privilege" Austrian-school economists, beloved of white guys everywhere who never got over their Ayn Rand phase.

Makes it much funnier, actually.

[–] Sasquatch@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

Not a book I'd want to be on the cover of

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Can confirm, not good

[–] Beacon@fedia.io 23 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Gay guys and asexuals disagree

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago

The OP is clearly only about the effect it has on motherfuckers, like can you not read or?

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sometimes I wish I was ace tbh. I'm currently getting zero pussy and it is degrading me

have you considered getting some kittens?

[–] mr_might44@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Obviously, getting zero pussy made them gay or asexual

Right?

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago

Microwaves and lawnmowers also disagree

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Over 30 years and still not a wizard

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

Ever since I was a young boy,
I played with silver balls....

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

Sounds like you need to masturbate more

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

For someone not getting any pussy to describe themselves as any type of fucker seems a bit odd.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Ron Paul blimp.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ShellMonkey@piefed.socdojo.com 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

no rush for bush now shush your tush and pass the kush

[–] unclejeeves@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah, those words look like they should rhyme, but they don't.

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 day ago

rhyme works in meter:

no rush for bush
now shush your tush
and pass the kush

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Hush your gush

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 1 points 1 day ago
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

For the sake of the planet, horniness must be destroyed.

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Horniness cannot be destroyed by any craft we here possess.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 21 hours ago

Aye, it seems it will never leave us. Especially at 2 in the morning when you can't sleep 🥺

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

Even Eunuchs were eventually superceded by someone called Lee Knocks, who's a shady geezer that gets around if you catch my drift

[–] slampisko@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

As a horny mf, I concur

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Not saying that condoms are the work of the devil might already be a good start. Let people be horny.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lets them focus on their work? I’d argue the opposite.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

let work focus on them then?

[–] doug@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

I’m getting worked over 😩