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What's yours? in c/vampires@lemmy.zip
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 31 minutes ago

NASA is currently a developing a wooden stake so long that it can stab a vampires heart 300km away.

Anon wants to be fatty in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 37 minutes ago

Hoa much do you slay?

Anon wants to be fatty in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 37 minutes ago

That's what the coca cola is for. If that doesn't work, make youself a coffee and then go order some KFC

Fun science fact in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 42 minutes ago

I also want coca cola to sponsor the film without realising what it is until its too late

Interesting. in c/fedimemes@feddit.uk
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Just make sure you use the joke "ich verstehe nur Bahnhof". The locals love that.

Also if you see a swiss person, always greet them with "Gruezi". They love that too.

Interesting. in c/fedimemes@feddit.uk
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 7 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

ich brauche kein Umlaute. Alle meine Zuhausis sind Old-Skool, und wir schreiben Aeaeae Ueueue Oeoeoe

Interesting. in c/fedimemes@feddit.uk
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 12 hours ago

Beethoven approves

Out of the frying pan and into the fire in c/comics@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Show me the artefacts, it looks normal to me

Edit: I read the other replies

First steps in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 6 points 12 hours ago

160MB isn't actually that bad these days

Killjoy in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 17 points 12 hours ago

Toothfairy just hiding in the bushes, licking her lips at her big score

Roundup of Roundup in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 9 points 23 hours ago

chicanery

deception through trickery

Roundup of Roundup in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 8 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

*burns shrine to Bill Nye*
(sobs) "you lied to me. Now I'm godless."

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"You gon need need it" Rule (www.youtube.com)
 

To all of you guys needing that extra bit of pre-christmas motivation to get shit done.

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What's the difference between Emacs's native package distribution method and a cockney guy describing his participation in a torture fetish with his female colleage? (feddit.uk)
submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by tetris11@feddit.uk to c/emacs@lemmy.ml
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One are ELPA tarballs....

...and the other 'elps 'er tar balls!

(Nailed it. Flawless setup!)

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You have the power to look into the future, but can only see exact train arrival times. How do you make your first million? (feddit.uk)
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1967: When an OUTSIDE LOO just WON'T DO | In Your Place (www.youtube.com)
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One of the last interviews with Dermot Morgan (www.youtube.com)
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Father Ted episode with Sinead O'Conner and Bob Geldof (feddit.uk)
 

Okay not really, but apparently Sinead O'Conner actually liked this rendition of her

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How your grandad made Wotsits (upload.wikimedia.org)
 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puffed_grain

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[2025W49] Bi-weekly Mid-Week Music Thread (feddit.uk)
 

Gonna try an idea we had at my old SMF forum back in the day

Floating Rules:

  1. Submit one song link
  2. Describe the style/genre vaguely
  3. Describe your journey with it
  4. Comment on at least one other song in the thread within a day or two, otherwise you get a downvote.

(New thread every fortnight. We can play around with themes if this catches on)

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The village that refuses to become a town (www.youtube.com)
 

The term "village" and "town" are relatively meaningless in terms of population, spread, or anything.

  • Lancing, being England's largest village
  • Fordwych, being England's smallest town
  • Northampton, has the largest parish

The decleration depends on how the King declared it a thousand years ago. Or not. After 1972 they can style themselves however they want.

To become a city, there's more of a fight

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That split second (feddit.uk)
 
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Simple Lyrics Rule (feddit.uk)
 
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What is poverty? 1960s Nottingham, St Ann's [6m45s] (www.youtube.com)
 

Talks about poverty being a generational flux (born poor, have lots of kids, they bring in money, wealth goes up, kids have their own families, wealth goes down)

Also about how seamstresses were paid by quantity, not by hours, so you'd bring your work home with you and sew on the sofa an extra 6 hours whilst providing for the family

State of homes were pretty bad: mould and damp creeping into the furniture. Heating one room only to counter it. Breathing problems for small kids

Getting public assistance is limited: some kids get meals at schools, but have to compete with others. A single income is not enough in 1960.

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