tetris11

Heh, that's the spirit

James and the Giant Peach will see this and say "Pfft, amateur."

A production team should go around filming him, not releasing any footage until after he escapes. Put that shit on , instant cinema

Chicks will see this and say "hell yes!"

I'm so glad we're in good hands. So, so... glad.

In the immortal words of Walt Whitman

Where did you get my journal?
Why would you do this to me?
I'll sue you, I'll sue you all.
That was private.

Sounds like the Super Hans method, but without the results

I saw one of these guys curled up yesterday!

Blackout one night up in the mountains. Whole island has gone dark. Next island too. Noticed the majesty of the Milky Way in all it's glory.

Not a faint shadow, or a slightly bright smear, a glowing bright wide trail extending from horizon to horizon.

I may never see such a thing again. It shook me.

We've crippled ourselves as a species by depriving ourselves of the stars.

Miraculously, once the corporate-backed enterprise maintainers were publicly put on blast, someone on the team finally decided to take a look and start addressing i

Money corrupts everything. Simplistic view, I know, and developers gotta eat... but I do believe this is the core issue

*cat comes anyway and sits on your lap, sinking you further into the watery abyss*

Nah, but I'll play some Smoke Blow, best nearest thing