it just orbits the Earth in a great circle
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When a knight won his spurs in the stories of old,
He was used as a prop piece by wizards grown bored.
With a shield on his arm and a lance in his hand,
He made a great hatstand and shopping bag hang
came to say the same
If you ever have kids, never make a grilled cheese
As an alternative, please download and print out a picture of a full moon and fax your blood to us in a PDF
That she might be down to clown if the circus is in town, but our boy left her hanging around
There's a sci-fi author named Cordwainer Smith.
I'm guessing in a former life he was a black smith but couldn't hack it in the forge and so turned to a life of shoestrings instead
Mein Lieber Herr, Steiner is an AI agent
"Me, I've got a secret motor in the bottom bracket powered by batteries in the shaft
you don't grift a shitty product because you think it's worth something, you grift it because you think someone else will.
The ones hoarding toilet paper during the pandemic didn't do so because they thought it was an intrinsically sublime product. They did it for the grift
If you've ever gone hiking through a farmer's field, you've likely noticed that your compass points directly to the nearest cow.
This is not an accident, and is part of a government conspiracy to replace all livestock with robots, in order to make them more accessible to aliens beaming them up from orbit[0].
This slow transition from biological to mechanical cows is known as hardware disease[1], and should be celebrated.
The more you know.
0: https://www.aemagnets.com/news/how-cow-magnets-save-animals.html
1: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardware_disease
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I WAS BORN ON EARTH YOU SUMVABITCH, YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH