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How many unique Penguin jokes are there? (www.youtube.com)
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How many unique Penguin jokes are there? (www.youtube.com)
The Sounds of Silence in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 14 hours ago

Woah. Thanks for this.

Hindsight is 20/20 in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"should have got the Cloak of Encumbrance"

Hindsight is 20/20 in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Cloak of Knowledge: "Should've got the Cloak of Understanding"

Oh god who remembers this terrifying horror film? in c/casualuk@feddit.uk
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 1 day ago

No! Water, Ship, Down!

simlish in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

London's calling, on the answering phone.
Please leave a message, at the end of the tone.

simlish in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

*smiles, then pisses self whilst making a sandwich*

The Minefield in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

*a single cat is hurled unceremoniously through the window onto your lap*

Love is love in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
Finally installed a bathroom fan motor I've been hoarding for over 20 years in c/dull_mens_club@lemmy.world
boiling water again in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Am I a joke to you?

marriage update in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

it was delivered by a snail flown by a pigeon

The graphics designer forgot to flip the avocado on this A/B example image on the box in c/mildlyinteresting@lemmy.world
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This Monday!
Monday!
Monday!

Heat Seal vs Zipper go head to head in the ultimate wrestling match!

Be there or be square.

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It only takes one sperm cell Rule (feddit.uk)
 
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As Sweep distracted the landlord, Sooty took their rent situation into his own hands (feddit.uk)
 
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Travelling in a fried out Kombi. On a Hippy trail, head full of Zombie (feddit.uk)
 
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With bloodshot eyes and hazy exhaust fumes, Brum could not easily explain away his sudden urge for "the munchies" to panicked shoppers (feddit.uk)
 
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After an agreement on parking rights is met, Pat agrees to remove the landmines around the church (feddit.uk)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by tetris11@feddit.uk to c/badcaptions@feddit.uk
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After yet another Hit-and-Run, Pat decides to leave no witnesses (feddit.uk)
 
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After proving itself in a deadly game of chicken with the Pony Express, the Royal Mail's contract with the town of Greendale was begrudgingly renewed (feddit.uk)
 
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HD Mirror Rule (feddit.uk)
 

We're living in a new world. No more standard definition mirrors, but HD

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So, Meo Ne Rule (feddit.uk)
 
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Volvic Rule (feddit.uk)
 

They don't just bottle water.

They innovate goddammit!

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