tetris11

I did some research and an upright oar means "I'm down to clown" in swinger circles

For real. I still remember this long bet from 2021:

“No Republican will be President of the USA before December 30, 2039.”
https://longbets.org/858/

these are falsehoods, not ambiguous nonsense

There isn't a place on Earth I'd rather not be

Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a day, give a man a fish and he'll eat for the rest of his (*stab*) life.

-Be Deepa Dowpa
Do Want

I see your Venus figurine and raise you the thinkers of Hamangia

jeremy

The king's gooey material is pumped into our drinking water, and his royal genes are so chad that we all become queens and thus maintain the replacement rate thus keeping the population stable and the gene pool pure. God bless this fair land!

It's actually Train's Drops of Jupiter, I shit you not

Oh shit I'm so sorry, damn....