Not sure who is "mega"

Gosh, I feel so old now

The joke does not specify the number of threads the programmer used, only the number of problems he now has

It's a different joke tho

Good, let's all make sure it stays right where it is

I think you mean Crtl+R in bash

Makes me genuinely wonder.. I've donated blood for like 15 times now -- does that make my current blood less saturated with microplastics than if I hadn't?

oof ouch my bones

I mean it's likely

statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

I don't know enough Welsh to refute this

Touch typing, if you spend more than an hour a day in front of a computer screen.

Not your security, silly. Their security (financial).