Chapotraphouse

See, i would like to say i am a lesbian because i love women and not because i hate men. And i really do love women. But

You'd think he'd use a comparison of images where a woman has blemishes or something. This is just "See this beautiful woman? you were tricked by make-up into thinking her eye lids had a thin dark line on them."

Oh god I may discover the hot woman I'm dating is a slightly paler hot woman!

If a man seduces you while not smelling like shit and he doesn't disclose up front that he takes showers, that's sexual assault

She's out of your league, Jeremy. That's what you are upset about.

🇺🇦 detected, opinion rejected.

doesn't disclose up front that she's wearing makeup

Does he think her (or fucking anyone's) face just naturally looks glammed up?

Also, she could totally also be wearing makeup on the right (which is a very conventionally attractive photo, too)

This is a troll account, he's now photoshopped himself into a fake Stephen-Hawking chair in his pfp.

He's baiting for rage here.

"Took the MENSA IQ test online and it looks like I’m smarter than 97% of the population. Wow!"

Do men not have eyes?

1. It's very obvious she's wearing makeup in the first pic.

2. She probably has some makeup in the second pic too.

3. Her hair is dyed either way. Not sure how having dyed hair fits into people malding over makeup.

hexbear stop falling for rage bait challenge

Getting real hornt up over a specific skin albedo, and sobbing and pissing and calling the police because it turns out their skin is naturally slightly more reflective than when its muted with a matte foundation. Also holding the belief that the ideal eyes naturally are outlined like someone's a drawing because that's definitely a thing and not just an aesthetic choice.

Ukraine flag checks out

That's an insane fucking take

Ladies you should swear off men entirely. I will raise my daughter to be gay

I don't believe that this isn't satire.

them constantly worrying about scenarios where they get accused of sexual assault is telling

the only people who should wear makeup are the Juggalos

Hey look, transphobia is misogyny strikes again

I do love to see men start talking about a literal godess, like they wouldn't cower in tHEiR presence

One of those realizations being a trans lesbian is how much men hate women. Like I loved women so much when I thought I was a man. I thought most other men felt the same but it's not the case.

Growing up with sisters, I’d say she’s actually probably wearing makeup in both pictures.

The left is “full face” makeup so like foundation everywhere and highlights and contour and blush etc. etc. lots of layers and up close it’s obvious.

The right is a “no-makeup look” which is not actually no makeup but minimal makeup meant to look as though it’s natural. Thats likely why her eyebrows are perfect and her skin is completely blemish free in the “no makeup” photo.

Full face makeup is common for performers or when going out to some fancy event. Dates could count here but probably not most dates since it takes serious time and effort to put on and take off a full face look. And it is somewhat uncomfortable / annoying to have on. But it gives a lot more possibilities for artistic flare too. So many women (or just people in general) find it fun to do.

Minimal makeup is still art but also takes significant skill to get right even though there’s often much less makeup to put on.

I highly doubt most people are going on many dates in full face makeup. Probably more makeup than just a minimal look, like eyeshadow/eyeliner, but probably not putting on three layers of makeup over their entire face

Don’t let it happen to you.

I’l never understand why these scrotes are always such catty, arrogant pieces of shit. Who the fuck would even touch his ugly ass?