Penguins are a Christmas animal because they're all catholic.
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Aww, cute penguin feeding her young
What’s the clip from? Looks hilarious, curious to see more.
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“We’re on a mission from god”
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I see the ongoing slide into labelling anything mildy analytical as autistic is in full swing.
Disability as a subculture or identity is just really cringe. Especially the deaf/blind organisations lobbying against curing childrens deafness/blindness.
Not arguing here. But just want to point out that disability subculture usually arises as a survival response in the face of discrimination and segregation. Everyone has a need for community and a sense of belonging. When broad hegemonic culture rejects you and your presence, belonging is found in the one distinctive feature that is the cause for the rejection and the source of cohesion with your peers. See also gay subculture as a response to homophobia, US black culture as a response to racism, feminist sorority subculture in response to misogyny, etc. So it is not rare to see disability subculture as a response to ableism. These communities are very important for security and preservation of individuals. Just as everywhere else, security is always a trade-off with something else.
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We wouldn’t need a subculture if we weren’t oppressed and excluded from normal culture.
Obviously autism can vary between people, but it's not something that's wrong with me, and I wouldn't want to cure it. I'm different than what's widely considered normal, but in a way that I think is fine. It's like having red hair or being transgender.
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Context is important. In this case, it wasn't the place for that kind of analysis.
Although ironically it matches the meta-context perfectly (displaying signs of autism in an exam to detect autistism).
I can't say I've ever seen penguins in relation to christmas
I'm part of the problem. I have a penguin inflatable on my lawn. (I also have a dragon and a dinosaur, also not known for Christmas)
Apparently you haven't seen the seminal classic from 2014, "The Christmas Dragon". Lovingly covered by Mystery Science Theater 3000 in season 13 episode 13.
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Yes, but
Not sure I wanna know what comes out when you finally... um... .. reach your peak.
According to any documentary about avian species, predigested fish for their young.
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Core dumps.
The penguins we know today are not actual penguins. They are named after the real penguins which were prevalent in the northern hemisphere but which humans drove to extinction.
Edit: the Great Auk
I don't know if the page looks the same to others, but the bird that's pictured under that fact is not a great auk, they really do look like penguins.
For the lazy:
If you're referring to this little guy, he's what I have to pay whenever I get new sneakers: my shoebill
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Not exactly north pole.
To be fair, neither are reindeer IRL.
Santa's sleigh should be pulled by 8 murderous polar bears.
Murderous flying polar bears.
It's a ton better, you're not going to get many that are literally at the North Pole.
Exactly. Ain't nothin alive up there besides scientists running from student loan debt.
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But santa lives in Finland...
...And commutes to the North Pole workshop M W F and works from home on Tue and Thu. Try and keep up, OK?
🎵Rudolph with his nose so red, better run now or you'll soon be dead🎶
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Am I missing something? A few penguin references / associations with Christmas, sure I've seen that. But, at least in my part of the world, they're not a major part of the lore -- or am I having a moment?
Either way, this can be easily explained: It's called being inclusive. The last thing you want is a north pole versus south pole world wide Christmas turf war, best to extend an olive branch andlean into that diversity and inclusion metric for the good of the world's children and the fate of humanity.
In order to do that you'd need to get the branch from more temperate latitudes so in keeping with this thread here goes their approximate range:
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Santa essentially has teleportation. Space is meaningless to the entity we know as Santa.
Puffins are penguins if they didn’t give up on the whole flight thing
Excuse me while I get mauled by a polar bear to get in the Christmas spirit.
What has the north pole to do with Christmas? Santa lives in Rovaniemi, Finland. Jesus was born in the middle east. Presents are made in China. Your house is whatever it is, surely not on the north pole.
Santa lives at North Pole, Canada. Poatal code H0H 0H0. You can write him a letter and he will reply.
Puffin
Cormorant
Arctic tern
Common eider
King eider
White-tailed eagle
Kittiwake
Fulmar
Snow bunting
Northern gannet
Sanderling
Black guillemot
Brünnich’s guillemot
Little auk
Arctic skua
Long-tailed skua
Ptarmigan
Great northern diver
Red-throated diver
Glaucous gull
Lesser black-backed gull
Great black-backed gull
Ivory gull
Red phalarope (grey phalarope)
Pink-footed goose
Barnacle goose
Brant goose
Razorbill
Turnstone
https://oceanwide-expeditions.com/blog/22-enchanting-arctic-birds-and-their-most-fascinating-facts
The website has pictures.
Puffins are cuter, usually less, ahem, fragrant, too.
Aren't they only called penguins because of their resemblance to the now extinct great Auk, a Northern pole bird? Which would justify the attachment to the North pole and Santa?
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Snow and cold weather is christmasish to me
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