"Bomb, bomb, bomb. Bomb, bomb IraaAnn..."

cue awkward grin

-Chooses Sarah Palin

Yeah, he turned out great. Maybe he used up his last bit of honor refuting that lady.

Sometimes.

Sorry I ran my mouth off a bit too much What did I say?

Where are all of the good toddlers with guns when you need them??

It's for lying about paying hush money to a porn star.

Remember folks, a protest vote against Biden just puts us one step closer to fuckery like this actually happening.

"We hate you as a person, but your money is still good "

While this was technically an accident, I put it in the same league as driving drunk and killing someone. It was preventable by doing the bare minimum of what her job responsibilities were.

You just succinctly summed up Steve Ballmer's entire tenure as CEO of Microsoft.

So the DA is just allowed to say, "I don't like any of my choices in this jury pool" and that's just okay?? That doesn't sound like a fair trial at all. It's like grabbing the stack of lottery tickets from behind the counter and starting to scratch them off. When somebody comes to make you stop you just say, "it's all good. I'm just trying to find one I like before I decide to play the lottery today."

Why governments would ever use a private service for critical use baffles me.

Create your own emergency notification system!

Gotta admit, I expected it to be related to his past drug/alcohol abuse. Drowning is a bit of a shock.

Cheer up Elon - it wasn't worth $44B when you bought it, so it's lost significantly less value than you think!