FuglyDuck

honestly, the face while slurping a dangernoodle sold me.

That’s just the pattern buffer.

O’Brien has taken over the ship.

That didn’t make it legal, and when you behave illegally and in a manner that is threatening….

Well.

It’s only going to be a matter of time before they start catching lead.

Dude doesn’t know how to apologize.

Naw. Mathmaticians are frequently dyslexic.

It’s grammarians doing it backward!

it's funny, because I always imagined them giggling about typing 8008135 into calculators.

FTA:

According to the FBI affidavit, the HSI agents walked up to the Jeep, displayed their badges, identified themselves as law enforcement officers and told Bamigboye that they wanted to talk about his immigration status.

Bamigboye then allegedly jumped into the Jeep’s back seat and yelled at Frazier to drive away.

One of the HSI agents got into the front seat of the Jeep in an effort to stop Frazier while Bamigboye tried to push him out and a second agent tried to pull Bamigboye out of the back seat.

Frazier allegedly put the vehicle in gear and drove off. The HSI agent “was now being involuntarily carried in the Jeep as it drove,” according to the FBI.

The HSI agent tried to put the Jeep in park, but Frazier continually pushed his hand away, allegedly threatened to crash the car and said that they were taking him to a police station.

I'm pretty sure he was not detained. And, I'm pretty sure that just overstaying staying a visa is not actually a crime. I'm pretty sure that entering their car without a warrant for arrest like that is a crime, and gives a reasonable person fear of imminent bodily harm or death.

There's at least cause for a citizens arrest at that point, and while you're not supposed to remove the person you're citizens arresting from the area... driving off to a police station is perhaps the most logically "okay" exception to that.

whatever comes out of this in the courts is going to be fucking metal, though.

They wouldn't even care.

Unless you were also grifting the free week trial thingy and not actually paying the subscription. But usually they'll only offer that once per email account/credit card.

ETA: they do know, they just don't care if you do or not. It's pretty normal to roll between streaming services instead of having dozens at one time.

hehe. Yeah. That's a lot of effort to being sneaky.

That sounds like a fun team.

The div in our party plays like an idiot-savant. Total himbo, except occasionally useful. (It is fun, don’t get me wrong.)

Don’t tell the our divination wizard that… they already broke out their “special” d20.

Oh yeah. Food was not safe around him.

In hindsight, that may have been why he liked me.

He also figured out the trash bin locks. Mooky was a rapscallion, to be sure. Once, he ate a second wedding cake.

Yes. You read that right. My mom had baked a wedding cake for a friend. He ate that. She baked a second. He ate that. Baked a third, and had it locked up at the friends place.