[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 51 points 3 hours ago

“Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.”

[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 9 points 20 hours ago

You can get a clock that is set up counter clockwise to mess with people

[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

True they could be changing their trump brand diapers.

[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 days ago

Crippling anxiety?

[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 days ago

Planetary intergalactic.

[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

How about playing games with programming instead…

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submitted 2 months ago by zqwzzle@lemmy.ca to c/helldivers2@lemmy.ca

Waiting patiently for your squadmate to die democratically

[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 232 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The training data

[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 219 points 8 months ago

If only the legal system would also fine companies many times their earning potential for their infractions.

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As collected from /r/programmerhumor. I think I got all of them.

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