OpenStars

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[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 1 points 2 hours ago

It was the set-up to a joke. Nobody asked who's there so they did not get to finish.:-(

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 1 points 2 hours ago

Fine, Hannah Montana it is then.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 1 points 2 hours ago

Tbf, here it is (mostly?) often a joke, whereas... 🤪😳🙃🙄😞😤

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 1 points 2 hours ago

I apparently requested it for an extremely active one... by accident, probably by dropping my phone. That turned out exactly as bad as I would have predicted:-P.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 0 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Uh, we've already genocided some of the bees...

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

But if he were, you would get to kill him every loop...?

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 1 points 16 hours ago

Shudder, so, so Very, deliciously evil!

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

~~Don't be~~ (do ALL the) evil!

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago

Tbf it doesn't care if people live or die... so long as they refill its supply (it ran out of red ink, it would seem).

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago

Shhhh, some of them are not quite there yet, and we don't want to be rude to those less evolved than ourselves.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago (6 children)

We all have to make sacrifices, in order to kill Tuvix.

But the important thing is, can she find a way to also get coffee out of the situation?

If the answer is anything at all related to proton torpedos, then the answer is an obvious yes!

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago (8 children)

No fucking way. Janeway like her coffee SO MUCH (how much is that, you ask? I will tell you, she loves her coffee SO MUCH!!) that she would even go to the extreme ends of not murdering someone to get it.

Possibly not Tuvix though, bc fuck that one guy in particular.

But a normal everyday murder, on a Tuesday, she would absolutely forego in order to have her coffee fix.

 
 

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This illustration makes use of the double entendre of the techie word "cloud" to mean both a server farm and also those white-ish or grey puffy things up in the sky.

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If this is not a good fit for the community let me know.

Edit: for people who can't see hashtags, this is programming humor about a website (where people mainly only care about how things appear from the perspective of the end-user).

 
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Gotcha! (media.piefed.social)
 

(it really would be nice to see a more graceful handling of these)

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Edit: and what do you know, 16 minutes after cross-posting this to !piefed_meta@piefed.social, Rimu agrees, changes the code, and deploys onto piefed.social to retain deleted posts. PieFed really is something!! (announcement post)

 
 

Do you ever feel like you see too much? In this profound lecture, we explore the experience of the highly perceptive person—the one who walks into a room and instantly feels the unspoken tensions, hidden sorrows, and secret truths. This talk reveals why this "gift" of clear seeing can be the most dangerous thing you'll ever possess.

Discover the four hidden dangers of being deeply intuitive: the profound isolation of living in a different reality, the impossible choice between speaking truth and losing yourself, the pain of becoming a target for those who prefer illusion, and the devastating risk of losing your own identity by absorbing the emotions of others. This isn't about being "too sensitive"; it's about navigating a world that isn't ready for your clarity.

This is a complete guide to transforming this potential curse back into a gift. Learn the art of "conscious distance"—how to see clearly without the compulsion to fix, how to protect your energy, and how to hold your awareness as a quiet strength rather than an unbearable burden. Stop trying to wake up the world, and instead, learn to live peacefully with your own eyes wide open.

 

Do you ever feel like you see too much? In this profound lecture, we explore the experience of the highly perceptive person—the one who walks into a room and instantly feels the unspoken tensions, hidden sorrows, and secret truths. This talk reveals why this "gift" of clear seeing can be the most dangerous thing you'll ever possess.

Discover the four hidden dangers of being deeply intuitive: the profound isolation of living in a different reality, the impossible choice between speaking truth and losing yourself, the pain of becoming a target for those who prefer illusion, and the devastating risk of losing your own identity by absorbing the emotions of others. This isn't about being "too sensitive"; it's about navigating a world that isn't ready for your clarity.

This is a complete guide to transforming this potential curse back into a gift. Learn the art of "conscious distance"—how to see clearly without the compulsion to fix, how to protect your energy, and how to hold your awareness as a quiet strength rather than an unbearable burden. Stop trying to wake up the world, and instead, learn to live peacefully with your own eyes wide open.

 
 

I hope everyone is taking appropriate steps to self-care!? As the image shows, drink some boba, or read a good book, watch a good TV program or play a game, enjoy your life as much as you can. The world can burn some other week, but this week was not that one! 😊

 

I can think of one: food.

That's pretty much all I can come up with.

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