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[–] revolut1917@hexbear.net 64 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

TO POWER WHAT? WE DON'T HAVE A FUCKING MOONBASE

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 56 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It's like you've never heard of extension cords

[–] axont@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago (3 children)

That would make the moon wrap around the earth and then we'd be stuck. Imagine it being March 12th or whatever for eternity

Source: I played tetherball in 4th grade so imagine this probably works the same

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

As long as we sync it up with christmas everyone will be happy, duh. You guys just keep trying to find problems with this obviously perfect plan.

[–] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 2 months ago

How about we build a really build Tesla tower

[–] Bartsbigbugbag@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, no, we just put a giant slip ring around the entire earth, so it can rotate with the earth. Or more seriously, they can use microwave power transmission to send the power back to earth. Except, then it would be better to just use satellites because you can lock those in geosynchronous orbits so you’re not only getting power in a tiny window each night.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If we shoot microwaves at the earth from the moon does that mean I can hold up a hot pocket at the night sky when I want a hot pocket

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 6 points 2 months ago

Who said food doesn't rain down from the sky? Roasted bird does every day now!

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

TRUMP MOON-POWER CRYPTO - $100K MINIMUM BUY IN

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[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

to be fair ideally you want the power source up there before the moonbase goes up

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[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

That information has yet to be declassified, along with the bear problem it has.

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 52 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Copying China's homework from May, except China actually has the capability to do it.

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Coal for earth, nuclear for moon (supposedly) .

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Look at it sparkle though, that's some Clean Coal™ right there!

"Just curious, are we invading Iran today?"

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

Bit idea: Elon manages to use all the DOGE cuts to get approval to do this and then nukes Texas when his ship blows up on the launchpad

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

Let me guess, this whole operation will be "managed" by AI.

[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

yea sure fuck it why not

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (3 children)

America can, should, must, and will blow up the moon!

btw, isn't a large volume of water, like, extremely important for nuclear reactors?

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I don't know how else to use nuclear radiation to make power except by heating water into steam. I know nasa has played with tiny reactors for spacecraft, but I don't know how they work. Perhaps they have something like a solar panel sitting next to a uranium rod and it generates electricity from that instead of photons?

[–] revolut1917@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

They take advantage of the Seebeck effect which is where a voltage is generated between two points in a conducting material when there's a temperature difference between them. Basically the nuclear material heats one piece of metal in the circuit, while another remains cold, and this produces a potential difference between the two that drives current through the circuit. Because space is very cold and nuclear materials are very hot, this produces a useful quantity of current. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radioisotope_thermoelectric_generator

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

So they're going to have to scale this method way the fuck up to get to 100kw.

[–] revolut1917@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

yeah it'd be very unfeasible

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[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

You can actually do without it, but it will be much more complex and several times more expensive.

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[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

To be fair, I think this is more than Mayo Pete ever did when he had this job

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Idiot doesn't know these jobs are gifts and you're supposed to just sit and smile pete

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Interim NASA administrator guaido

the empire's reach continues to expand more and more fantastically, even as its grasp recedes faster and faster

[–] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Well while were just saying were gonna do things I'm planning on terraforming Venus sometime next year. Anyone who wants to help hmu. Shouldnt take too long.

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[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

They're gonna send a nuke to the moon and detonate it and say that's a nuclear reactor

[–] EatPotatoes@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

I don’t care who is doing it. Sending people to the moon again feels so unnecessary when you got robots.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Watch this shit is to power ai

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

This is just cover for putting nukes on the moon, right?

[–] onwardknave@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

I'm announcing a nuclear reactor in my pants.

[–] Enzyoo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

Good idea maybe the explosion won't send the moon out of orbit

What could possibly not happen?

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

Oil found on Moon

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