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North Korea and South Korea isn't working. Let's try West Korea and East Korea instead.
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this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2025
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How about a North/South Korea, and an East/West Korea? All four quadrants meet at Panmunjom. You can cross on the diagonal, but never a row or column.
We should simply send Japan in to take over the island
That's not a problematic thing to say, right? No historical reason why it would make Koreans incredibly angry?
We should simply send Japan in to take over the island
Already done. Tho idk how that helps the peninsula.
Political compass Korea
Divide it into 9 bits and get alignment Korea.
An unorthodox way to correct the geographical travesty of Botswana, Namibia, Zambia, and Zimbabwe being less than 200 metres from creating the world's only international quadripoint
What if it's upper and lower Korea? Everything above the average elevation of Korea is upper, the rest is lower
it's over, kim! we have the high ground!
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These lines are not straight enough, they appear to follow already established administrative borders. I propose a straight line that completely ignores all this. I think that is the only sensible solution.
Let's split the difference and have some Brits redraw the lines at random, they're great at it!
Where in England are you from?
It didn't work in Germany
Oh, so germany is korea now?
obviously because Germany should have done North Germany and South Germany
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Worked for Germany /s
Well... it did...
Instead of a DMZ you will have a urethra, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn!
Let's leave the border the same. But just to spice things up, we'll move all the South Koreans to North Korea and all the North Koreans to South Korea. Then they'll just swap places every ten years. It will so whimsical!
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Nah, anterior and posterior Korea. Let the undercity commence. Rock and stone, baby
How about a striped Korea instead?
lol ... Polka Dot Korea
Then again ... isn't that known as electoral districts in the United States
No we do fractal districts. They get ever more detailed as you zoom in to them. Their border length is theoretically infinite.
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How about stripes?
It would surely be much more peaceful. Let's just re-draw the borders and leave everything else. Just look at them spooning lovingly.
Border needs to be a straight line, as a joke
Israel/Palestine isn't working either, your thoughts?
Parael and Isletine
Is-Raël (of the Raëliens) and East Palestine, Ohio
That way everybody is only mildly miserable like the rest of us instead of fully miserable.
@gork is this true
Yes the lizard god has so decreed it.
Grok would be so much better if it trained on episodes of Futurama.
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Get rid of the billionaire financiers running the West Bank. Henceforth, it's the West Credit Union.
invert the borders. all Israelis get moved to Gaza and vice versa /s
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English chap here: this looks like a fine idea. Nothing could go wrong.
Bold move. Next step: gerrymandering Korea.
West Korea, best Korea
Honestly ? Not the stupidest thing I've read today...
Long long ~~man~~ DMZ.
It's Koreas all the way down.
East Korea gets all the disputed islands with Japan.
Korea the long way.
Looong loooong land
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