[-] atticus88th@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

The Prompt: "AI, create a soda flavor!"

The response: "Heres a recipe for a soda flavor... 1C corn syrup, 2C carbonated water, 1tsp your choice of food coloring. I could have prefaced this recipe with 10 paragraphs explaining the history of soda littered with browser breaking ads, but I am not a sociopath."

[-] atticus88th@lemmy.world 69 points 10 months ago

The Superior Court of Alameda County is charging roughly $1 per page to get legal filings. To download the entirety of the court proceedings to date, the court wants $2,999.

Alright, fuck it! Lets build our own soft serve ice cream machines... with blackjack and hookers.

[-] atticus88th@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago

Why do any of these people continue to work there under such deplorable conditions? I understand the warehouse workers dont have other opportunities and for many its the only employer where they live. But damn, Amazon treats its tech workers like shit and continues to make bad decisions day after day that only benefit those at the top.

[-] atticus88th@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

I caught on to the use of "riggers" when I noticed it was only black election workers that they were going after.

[-] atticus88th@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

Well my drivers license of a penis is really going to pay off this time. unzips pants

[-] atticus88th@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

Im just seeing already failing companies grasp straws called AI and hope no one notices.

"Our AI designed eyeglasses." "This AI formulated workout routine." "And Techno Wizardry will calculate the value"

All tells me that these companies would be better ran by AI and the marketing department should be changing careers.

[-] atticus88th@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago

Seriously though, where would Ukraine be right now if it didnt have the U.S. right now or even all the other nations donating?

[-] atticus88th@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago

Those hookups are full of scams and cops.

Ask me how I know.

[-] atticus88th@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

As a tech worker I am pissed... that they weren't earning that much already. Thats hard ass work that deserves a good high pay.

[-] atticus88th@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

Next time you wank it just have a pre wank and youll find out.

[-] atticus88th@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago

Sounds illegal until I realized its tech workers who refuse to unionize and think they are getting paid bank but to live like a virtual slave.

[-] atticus88th@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago

Right? I dont want the nerds at IT to find out where I get all my free porn.

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