Gork

Time for the Epstein Files to return to center stage!

Or a commune in the city itself!

It's a good thing my copper is sourced from Ea-nāṣir.

That's what we're blowing our tariff check on.

"Our vision is to create Value for the shareholders."

Definitely worth the monkey paw curl to have this pizza-only telekinesis ability.

I'm trying to make sense of this.

I'm presuming there's a crankshaft below them that's driving a grindwheel at each of their workstations that they use to sharpen the blades they're working on. The motor that drives all of it is probably somewhere off screen.

I guess it beats using your feet to constantly crank the grindwheel.

Will we at least find out what the hell happened in New Jersey last year?

Or the balloons and other supposed balloons all over North America a few years back?

Can we at least get a confirmed actual kill from a F-22 on something other than a hobby balloon? Taking down a UFO would at least show that our taxpayer money can provide us with decent tech.

Our legal systems are not prepared for the fuckery that AI videos will do to court cases unless there's a strict evidentiary chain of custody, or embedded metadata from an actual camera in the files.

Hitachi should have just fully embraced it and advertise it everywhere across their product lines to distinguish themselves from the competition.

Buying a backhoe or front end loader? Now introducing the Hitachi Backhoe with Magic Wand ~~massager~~ pleasure device! Turn your backhoe into a front hoe!

This is probably AI. Which further proves my point: got damn clankers!

Her when she sees you: What a magnificent specimen.