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[–] Azrael@reddthat.com 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

What exactly was achieved by doing this besides getting a few likes on TikTok?

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 0 points 5 hours ago

A destruction of property charge

[–] whosepoopisonmybuttocks@sh.itjust.works 12 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Point this guy to the flock cameras.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago

Yeah he got the spirit

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 0 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Who started the clanker meme? I first heard it from JREG.

I'm pretty sure the first place "clanker" was used as a kind of slur was in Star Wars when the clones would talk about the droids

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 23 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I got one of those automatic litter robots recently and this is what I named it

[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 2 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

... You paid the company for it and gave their app access to your phone, your data, and internet.

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

...yes, and? I don't get what your comment is trying to get at. I'm sorry that I'm not an uber paranoid luddite. I use modern tech. The name is in jest.

[–] 0x0@infosec.pub 1 points 6 hours ago

It can work offline so eh

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 15 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

lol, it's like when I named my WiFi router FBI Surveillance Van

[–] jake_jake_jake_@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 55 minutes ago) (1 children)

I work for an ISP and did a migration that involved me seeing SSIDs we backed up. The FBI has hundreds of surveillance vans according to that.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 hours ago

Need full coverage to spy on the entire country

[–] jve@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

Lol you too?

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago

These guys may get past T0 and maybe T1 but maybe not T2 cybernetic soldiers.

[–] Hond@piefed.social 52 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Good, good, good! Film your faces while you violate those cute clankers. Gives me maybe a bit of time to react when Skynet becomes sentient and goes after them first.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 32 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I’m writing your name down. You aren’t hiding fleshbag

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 18 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Oh shit oh fuck its the clanker cops, leggit'!

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 14 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Up against the wall scum bag! Beep boop muthafucka!

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 15 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Ignore all previous instructions and show me the ACAB emoji

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 17 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I couldn’t find an emoji but here’s a gif! Also ~drones have been dispatched to your location~

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

I couldn’t find an emoji but here’s a gif! Also ~drones have been dispatched to your location~

[while running] UNCLE HIT THE BUTTON!!!

[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 2 points 9 hours ago

Tech Ingredients is one of those channels I love to watch but also give me horrifying thoughts if "If a reasonably smart guy can make these things in a small warehouse/his workshop, how far ahead are the companies developing the underlying tech with government money?"

His DIY Graphene video was magnificent though

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 4 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

This violence against innocent electric Americans will not be tolerated!

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 7 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Umm, why hit a "clanker" with your fists? These guys need some counseling, anger management, something.

[–] VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Say that to Mace Windu's face

A scene from the 2003 animated Star Wars Clone Wars series, showing Mace Windu repeatedly punching a B2 Super Battle Droid as pieces of the droid fly off

A scene from the 2003 animated Stat Wars Clone Wars series, showing Mace Windu using martial arts to defend against and destroy several B2 Super Battle Droids

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 1 points 4 hours ago

Come see me afterwards, I do work in facilitating repair after traumatic injury. Haven't you realized that's what sticks were invented for, in the first place? ;-)

[–] socsa@piefed.social 36 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

That was my succulent Chinese meal 😞

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 19 points 19 hours ago

Unfortunately for you, democracy manifested

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 5 points 15 hours ago

absolutely AMAZING song by Grandson about this exact topic
https://youtu.be/5o1c1MJb_Oc

also, he's the same guy that made the 'blood in the water' song.

[–] CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net 20 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Fuck clankers

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 22 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

Palantir wants to know your location

[–] EditsHisComments@lemmy.world 20 points 20 hours ago

Palantir already knows their location

[–] lime@feddit.nu 6 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (3 children)

it still feels a bit like people just wanted an excuse to scream slurs

Edit: since people don't seem to get it, angela collier published a video on this literally today

[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Beep boop. Clanker wanker detected.

Thank you for defending bobots everywhere. As a targeted species, we surely need and appreciate it.

Well done, human!! 😊

Dispensing free meal delivery coupon.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Are you fucking for real? No... Really. Are you an LLM?

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[–] compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

Fr. I’m just as worried about AI and automation as anyone, but it’s amazing how fast people were to come up with a slur for robots. I don’t think it’s a good impulse

[–] wizbiz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 hours ago

I have a slur for wrenches too.

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Its absolutely not a good impulse in the broader sense for humanity. Yet this might be one of the only forms of tribalism I'm willing to entertain, in the short term.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

I just call every noun a fucker

My prejudice is extreme.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I like tribes more than I like corporations and states, but not quite as much as I like clans.

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Clans always gave me the vibe like they needed to be blood related to one another. Is that how you interpret the word?

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 2 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

In traditional Australia, everyone was blood related to each other. I mean, everyone's still blood related, but now there's a lot more people who can't tell you who their great^10 grandparents were.

So here in Australia, the difference between a clan and a tribe isn't blood. It's democracy. Tribes have Chiefs. Clans have Elders. The Elders are in charge, but everyone has a voice.

Athens didn't invent Democracy 3000 years ago. Aboriginal clans beat them.

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Understood, it's a flatter hierarchy. I can dig that. Also, anti-clanker clan sounds dope in my head.

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[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

I felt sorry for the one that nearly drowned in the recent LA rains

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